SS'S true identity

Satanus

Since others are coming out of their closets, i thought i may also. I'm not really a devil in a cute red outfit. I just wanted to see the world through a devil's eyes.

I am really a reptilian. That's right, i have GREEN skin. I like living in hot dry deserts. My computer is housed in a little shack that i go into for warmth during the chilly night. During the day i loll around on the sand, eating bugs, small rodents and cactus juice.

My life is pretty easy compared to the rest of my repto clan. They have chosen to diguise themselves as humans and run the world. But you will never figure out who they are, skally.

SS

2SYN

SS: Oh boy, there's going to be threads like this for days...what have I done...NOOOOOO!!!!

Good post!

It really is such an amazingly beautiful series of interlocking systems that comprise what a human is. It's too bad we're working backwards from the object code, everything would be simpler with the source and a comment or three thrown in.

Satanus

Syn

It's all your fault. Soon, phoney people throughout the world will be openly confessing what they really are. A massive movement started by little old you. You will be spending the rest of your miserable days knowing you are the spark that started this blaze of truth telling. heh heh

SS

Kenneson

Saint Satan:
Come to think of it,upon closer observation, you more closely resemble a crustacean,
perhaps a crawfish or lobster. Your appearance is really not so
scary or even sinister. What to do with the fork? Why, of course,I could use it to eat those tasty little critters.

Satanus

Kenn

Why yes, impale them on the fork and deep fry them. Then, down the hatch, accompanied by a dash of soya sauce and ginger. Yumm yumm Ever been to chinatown, kenn??

SS

Kenneson

Saint Satan:
No, I've never been to Chinatown. However, where I'm from
most people down them with a beer. But, then, I'm not adverse in experimenting with your recipe either. If ever I make it to Chinatown...

Xena

OMG and to think I had all those lurid fantasy's about you StSatan....my luscious lubricious lusty lucifer ..you, me and the pitchfork.....

BUT...now I am to totally grossed out!

Cold green reptile skin next to mine...eeeuuuuwwwwww..

Satanus

Xena, the amaxing amaxon

Sincerest apologies for bursting your satanic bubble. I the repliloid was attempting to experience the devilicious side of this world. No crispy crustaceans for you then? *sob* I do have a pitchfork, a red leotard and a red cape. I have learned a few tricks w the fork... Oh what's the use. She don't like green, she like red.

SS no longer secret repliloid class *hisssss*

Xena

<-----crying crocodile tears for what might have been but now will never be.....

Parting is such sweet sorrow......

Satanus

Xena

Crocodile tears, eh? Hmmm. Do i smell reptile dna?

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SS'S true identity

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