Masturbation is more dangerous than atheism

by Elsewhere 12 Replies latest jw friends

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/index.asp


    President Bush is proud to introduce an ambitious new phase in the fight to preserve all that is decent in America. Conceived and championed by the revered Republican think tank Americans for Purity, "Operation Infinite Purity" is dedicated to the complete eradication of masturbation from American soil by the year 2005.

    "As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible" - The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126
    Believe in yourself, not mythology.
    <x ><

  • peaceloveharmony
    peaceloveharmony

    that's it! i'm moving to canada

  • 2SYN
    2SYN

    AW MAN! Another WhiteHouse.org reader! They're hilarious, eh! That has to be one of the funniest sites ever, next to The Onion and SomethingAwful, of course.

    It really is such an amazingly beautiful series of interlocking systems that comprise what a human is. It's too bad we're working backwards from the object code, everything would be simpler with the source and a comment or three thrown in.

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Too funny!

  • Adam
    Adam

    Peace, don't be so drastic. There's gotta be a loophole, there always is. If someone else is doing the manipulating, then it's not technicly masturbation is it? We'll just have to start designating "fondle partners" that are responsible for coming to the aid of a friend in need. We can all wear special beepers for emergencies.

  • crownboy
    crownboy

    Well, I guess "soft" money contributions won't help you much here.

    The Supreme Court will have a "hard" time determining whether this is constitutional or not.

    (OK, so I won't be on Comedy Central anytime soon)

    Go therefore and baptize the people in the name of the father and of the son... what the hell, we just need to bring up the yearbook numbers!

  • peaceloveharmony
    peaceloveharmony

    lolol adam :) hey if we're going go so far to have fondle buddies, i would just as well go for a f&*% buddy

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    I can't see many politicians wanting to get their hands dirty with this one. If they start getting involved with this kind of thing, they could end up being the one fingered. You have to look at other issues to see politicians coming together.

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    I think Adam and Harmony are on to something here! Where do I sign up?

    "As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible" - The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126
    Believe in yourself, not mythology.
    <x ><

  • heathen
    heathen

    That is too funny .You think the gay march on washington was something ,they try that crap most of the country will be marching right up their ass.lol( plh)You can be my buddy anytime

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