Since I'm not a 'hovah no more, I thought I'd be beseiged by demons. Or is that the other way around? Anyhoo, I need help to experience those lowly cohorts o' Satan. I'm getting damn sick and tired of not ever having experienced anything of the paranormal.
Perhaps one way this can be explained is by the resistance one has to electricity. I saw a program on ghosts the other night, and this woman who seems to see a lot of them deminz was tested and has absolutely no resistance to electricity according to some gizmo they tested her with. Add to this is the fact that she lives in a house that is extremely close to many power lines.
Now, I know for a fact that I have a very high resistance to electricity. For example, I was wiring some outlets in a bedroom, and I kept hearing a buzzing sound. After a while, I finally figured out that I was electrocuting myself! So, maybe it's impossible for me to see ghosts. Is there no hope for me?
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AWWWWW, CRAP!
