by Billygoat 53 Replies latest watchtower medical
Billgoat,
The solution is already out there! Just look at the drug users, they just move onto something stronger! Have you considered moving into Middle East Politics??
"As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible" - The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126
Believe in yourself, not mythology.
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Elsewhere said:
Have you considered moving into Middle East Politics?
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Becoming a suicide bomber is a bit extreme to stop an addiction, doncha think, Dave?
I guess I need to get serious about all of this because you guys seem to have a real problem.
Here is the solution:
Send me every last dime you have along with your next four paychecks. You will then be so broke that you will worry about money all day, get backed up on your bills, and they will disconnect your Internet account. Then you will not be able to get onto this board and you will all be cured.
I know,....... I'm a nice guy to do this but somebody has to help you poor people. I promise not to spend all your money on stupid things like motorcycles that are painted red or buy expensive gifts for football cheerleaders, they are nothing but bimbos. Basketball cheerleaders are a complete different story.
Take care and get your check books out.
I'm just here to help.
Dave
ConnieLynn, I don't know if you're too new to be addicted but if that pictures the real you, then I hope you ARE!!!!!
Slipnslidemaster:"I worked very hard and I earned all the attention I'm getting."
- Anna Kournikova
Unseen Apostate Directorate of North America
Wow, Dave, what a wonderful suggestion. I did't know you cared that much.
Did you hear that everyone? send your checks to: Dave c/o Joy2bfree. (you can use paypal, too)
Just trying to help ;), I know you don't want to be burdened with all those numbers.
j2bf
Seven006, HEHEEH!!!
Seven006: "Have you tried drugs? Shooting up a little heroin might do the trick, it's hard to type when your stoned out of your mind. I don't know how TR does it!"
You just wrote me a new signature! Excellent!
Seven006: "Have you tried drugs? Shooting up a little heroin might do the trick, it's hard to type when your stoned out of your mind. I don't know how TR does it!"
Joy,
How sweet of you to offer your help. I'm a tuff it out alone kind'a guy so, I appreciate the offer but I couldn't think of asking anyone to help me with this.
Money management is kind'a a hobby with me, I make it, my ex-wife and the IRS take it. It makes my life a lot simpler and I don't get into that material possession problem I use to have. Who needs underwear anyway?
Syn,
I'm glad I could help. I could never get that signature thing to work. I have one but it never shows up.
My signature should read:
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and you think it's a kangaroo...your an idiot.
Dave
I am ssssoooo glad I don't have a problem like the REST of you!!!!!
PS My signature doesn't work either!
SOB...I need to go to bed but I just keep refreshing...and refreshing...somebody please STOP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
