Smurf WArs

by snare&racket 22 Replies latest jw friends

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  innerpeace

  I watched the Smurfs in the 80's it was one of my favorites as a kid, and I had a smurf t-shirt and the little figurines. Of course till the society said they were demonized. I remember a few yrs ago when they made a comeback with the new version of the movie, my son got a smurf toy in his happy meal and my mom said 'remember what the society has said about them, you should throw it away'. I said 'yeah that's stupid'. And she replied 'that's apostate thinking!'

  The society is doing the very same thing with the likes of Sparlock, just trying to put a modern spin on it with the dvds and stuff. Makes me so angry that they are making such a fuss over things like toys and putting fear into the kids' minds. And I do remember them specifically naming bands at assemblies, my brother had to throw away his Van Halen album.
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  Moses Unedited

  I said 'yeah that's stupid'. And she replied 'that's apostate thinking!'

  LOL! It speaks volumes about a religion when its members consider rationality, logic, and sober-mindedness to be heretical concepts!
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  zed is dead

  I think they can all go smurf themselves!

  zed
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  Tameria2001

  Snare&Racket....You asked me how many demons have I seen and interacted with, right off the top I can tell you that there were two different demons whom I have interacted with, and both times they tried to kill me. Where I saw them was in the the parking lots of two different kingdoms halls. My husband was driving both times, and I was in the front passenger seat. The first time was at a congeration in Missouri. It was on a Sunday morning, during one of their meetings. Outside in the parking lot I could see a whole host of demons dancing around in the parking lot around the cars. One happen to notice that I was looking straight at it, and faster than I could blink my eyes he was over next to my truck, grabbed the steering will and tried to cause an accident.

  The second time, about 4 years later, was also in the parking lot of another congeration in Arkansas, but this time it was on a Saturday, and there were a few cars in the parking lot. Again I noticed this and again one of those creatures saw me looking at it. This time around it did something to my back wheel, and ripped out park of the rubber. It was enough to cause my husband to loose control over the Ford Bronco. We happened to slam into some barrels that was a barrer to a bridge.

  Both time the things I saw looked like reptilian, with long skinny legs, arms, and fingers, and very ugly. The only reason I call them demons is that as soon as they saw me, besides doing what they did, they also vanished to where I could not see them.
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  frogonmytoe

  Roberta - hilarious!! Were they extra-hard to remove stickers?

  Snare&Racket - not sure how old you are, but do you remember Rentaghost? I used to watch it religiously, and all my friends were most disgusted...

  Oh and Grange Hill of course.
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  Roberta804

  Frogonmytoe,

  I remember my going away present vividly. There had to be at least 300 Smurf stickers 1" to 3" big. I put them everywhere, the toilet seats, glass windows, mirrors, the wooden podium where they would have needed goof-off. However the very best place I put them was on the paper of the library books and on all the new WT and Awakes. I'm sure that taught them not to ever leave the cabinets unlocked!

  I Love Smurfs!
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  Julia Orwell

  Too flaming funny. I loved the smurfs as a kid. This stuff is funny as hell. Sparlock would be proud.
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  snare&racket

  A TOY SMURF WALKED DOWN A KINGDOM HALL.....?......... You have to be joking!

  Frog..... Just say no ;) x

  roberta... Freaking hilarious!

  Tameria..... Interesting account. May I humbly ask if you believe it is possible for the human brain to create those images itself? I.e. that they are not real?

  snare x
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  Tameria2001

  Snare&racket.... If it was not real and only in my mind, then why did they physically try to cause the vehicle I was in to crash? And in the case of the second time to actually crash. I was not the driver either.
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  jwleaks