Tech49...Experiences

by Tech49 19 Replies latest jw friends

  • Tech49
    Tech49

    So given the amount of focus on things that we can be angry or upset about, or how we have been wronged or abused.... I thought it was time for a bit of a change.

    How about sharing some FUN experiences?!! Ok, I will start. I promised, in my opening post the other day, that I would share some that have happened over the years. Here's a real one you may get a kick out of:

    Picture the scene: Mrs Harper and I are are ready for Field Service, its a Saturday, some 20 years ago. We are young, care-free, and always trying to live up the expectations of others. We have always been easy-going, hard to ruffle, giving, ..... you get the idea.

    For whatever reason, we seem to attract the misfits in the congregation. Not in a bad way, just that we are not judgmental, or callous, we just want everyone to have a fair shake. So here we are, just kids in our early 20's, meeting for another day of Field service.....

    Groups are made, We are put together with another couple, friends of ours, and a straggler.... we will call her Sister C. (the C will be for CRAZY!). Now, no disrespect to anyone, but please understand for a minute that this gal was truly crazy, in the sense that she lost a couple of screws along the way, and whatever was rattling around inside her skull was working about half the time...

    Background: she was older than us, must have been in her 40's at the time, she lived with her mom, who was equally mentally deficient. No, for reals. I am truly surprised that they could find their way home at the end of the day.

    So it was us, the other couple, and Sister C, packed into our little SUV. Now mind you, Sister C was a piece of work. Everyone knew that to take her with you was in itself a challenge! I am sure we got extra bonus points for just that.......Which, in retrospect, is why no one usually was quick to volunteer to take her along.

    But hey, we were young, and up for the challenge! So between us and the other couple, a quick pact was made...... keep Sister C busy talking, or at least distracted enough so that she wouldn't lick the windows or eat crumbs from the floormats, or scratc personal parts that didn't need to be scratched in public! (you think I'm kidding....).

    So here we are, giggling to ourselves, having fun in the moment. Midway thru the morning, time for the customary "BREAK" time..... we had all been discussing the desire for a good premium Root Beer or Vanilla Creme, like a Thomas Kemper, A&W, you know the ones, they come in dark bottles, not cans or out of the fountain. True goodness in a bottle............ And so it was decided..

    We rip in and stop for a bit at a 7-11, I think. We all go in, part ways to obtain our choice of beverages and snacks to get us thru the monotony of the remainder of our morning.

    Within a few minutes, we gather outside on the sidewalk, all of us have a little paper bag of delectible delightful sugary snacks and such, we climb in the car, and off we go.

    Now I am driving, I have a nice cold bottle of Root Beer, Mrs. Harper has a Cream Soda, the other couple has similar items. I notice a smell...... slightly off.....can't quite place it............. familiar, yet........... something isnt quite right. No matter,............... off we go, back to the territory.

    .

    Then, I glance in the rearview mirror, and I see it.

    Sister C has her paper bag. It seems suddenly larger than it should be. Hmm.... that's odd......

    WAIT FOR IT, DONT GET AHEAD OF ME !!!

    Peeking out over the top of the paper bag is her brown bottle........... and just peeking out of the very top of the paper bag, on the bottle.......... is............ a .................... logo...............

    BUDWEISER.

    NOOOOOO !!!!!! We all shriek in abject terror at the same time! The ultimate sin has just been committed! She gives us the return look of complete, unknowing horror! What have we done?! What has SHE done!? She is confused, terrified in fact!!! I resist the overwhelming urge to spit chunks of cookie across the windshield, steer the car to a screeching halt in front of a school, and we all sit there speechless, waiting for lightning to strike, or hell's doors to open in front of us. Surely SATAN himself will open the drivers door and personally escort me to my new place at his side!

    After our hearts begin beating again, and we all check for wet spots and cops..............We politely explain to the confused gal the error of her ways, and she begins to understand, at least a little bit, in her own way... Apparently, all she heard in our conversation during the morning was BEER, mmmmmm BEER . hehe he gotta love it.

    Oh Lordy.

    At any rate, we hot-footed it back to base (the KH), quickly called the elder Sister C to come get her now slightly inebriated little one, and went on our merry ways!

    Even to this day, some 20+ years later, Mrs Harper and I sometimes get a couple of bottles of really good Root Beer, clink the bottles in a toast for the day (ya, I know, right. ), and wink at each other!

    The lesson for today? Be ready, life will hand you a funny moment when you least expect it..... cherish it.

    OK, now its your turn......... keep it light and humorous!

    Yours, Jack Harper

  • Comatose
    Comatose

    Once was on a door step and both my friend and I had to pee so bad. We were literally dancing a bit and hopping one leg to the other. It appeared to be a not at home. My friend said he had to pee worse than a russian race horse. Not one second later the door opened and a lady was there. I started laughing, then said i was sorry he would explain why we were there. But, he was laughing harder than me. So I just laughed all the way through the presentation. She looked at us like we were on fire or something and shut the door.

    great memory

  • Julia Orwell
    Julia Orwell

    I was witnessing with this older sister who'd been an alcoholic before becoming a JW, and had addled her brain with years and years of heavy drinking. That and, she being Eastern European gave her a very uninhibited way of expressing herself and not adhering to taboos.

    So we come to this door and there are several young children playing around in the yard nude. They were jumping on a trampoline. The householder comes to the door and this crusty old Ukrainian sister says, "Oh! I wish I could be naked on the trampoline too!" and I can only imagine what the householder was thinking: this elderly woman jumping naked on the trampoline!

    I was embarrassed beyond belief!

  • new hope and happiness
    new hope and happiness

    I had a study who refularly attended meetings and raised her hand. Anyway she invites members of the congregation too a party at her place. Because the elders think she is progressing so well they and many in the congregation attend. They arrive to her brand of christian music and members of her church who i must say were not botherd by our presence.

    I was told later by the elder that i was responsible for creating a very uncomftorble situation for the witnesses that attended and that he assumed she was more advanced in " the truth" than that.

  • humbled
    humbled

    When my youngest daughter was about 12 years old we were going over the study article for the Sunday meeting "Fear of Jehovah--what does it mean?" or something like it.

    The article wasn't very satisfying--couldn't make clear the difference of terror and reverence as it related to fear of God. at least I didn't think so. So I got to looking in my trusty Strong's Concordance for the word ''fear" and was thrilled to see two very distinct Hebrew words that were translated into english as "fear" but had totally different root meanings--very relevant to the study. So I told my daughter.

    "No. No, Mom. You can't use it." She was really emphatic.

    I pointed out how, living on the farm as I had, I knew how completely the knowing of those two words would set the matter straight. She rolled her eyes and just said "No" again. So I dropped it.

    But on Sunday morning it was just as I feared: the boring repetition of re-worded paragraphs styled as answers--and nothing new. Nothing new.

    Finally there came the paragraph that laid the moment for introducing those two Hebrew words. I heard a sister gave the proper paragraph paraphrase. Then a second boring response was given.It was so frustrating! I said a quick prayer that if it was to be, then it would be.

    My hand shot up. My daughter gave a horrified glare and hissed at me "Don't!"

    When the study conductor called on me I gave a concise description of the word ya-re: to fear, revere or reverence. The word was always in a context of worship.

    But..... there was another word the Hebrew language had from its pastoralist past that anyone who was male and been afraid or seen stallions, bulls or male dogs fight would appreciate. Pach-ad described alarm, dread, terror. It showed up a lot in the scriptures in describing pending violence.

    I tried not to look at my daughter's face.

    "The Hebrews had to have two words for "fear" because pachad has nothing to do with worship. The root of the word means "testicle" and these herdsmen/warriors well knew that fear would draw up those parts on man or beast. In fights you can see them disappear when male animal fight or anticipate trouble. This is not a God who wants that kind of relationship with him."

    Well, you could have heard a pin drop.

    Maybe someone would have talked to us about that comment after the meeting, I'll never know. My daughter steered me to the door so fast nobody had a chance.

    Maeve

  • Julia Orwell
    Julia Orwell

    Would have been a great party.

  • Jude77
    Jude77

    Probably a common experience...

    The local lone weirdo brother was doing mics. Decides to go use the bathroom during a paragraph reading. Brings mic in with him, whole congregation hears him pissing and talking to himself.

  • coffee_black
    coffee_black

    We were doing rural territory in Vermont. As we sat in the car, we watched as my mom approached the householder and a bird flew in and landed on my mom's head and hung on to her hair. My mom was so confused and horrified. The look on her face....

    We laughed sooooo hard watching this. I can still see it now.

    Coffee

  • DATA-DOG
    DATA-DOG

    I love working with the crazies.. they laugh at my infantile 3rd-grade jokes about boobies..

  • fresh prince of ohio
    fresh prince of ohio

    I was a typical oddball converted-as-an-adult JW. I remember being out in field service with some JW teens, and it must have been nerves or something I ate or both but I just DESTROYED the air in that little car, all morning long. We're talking, the rank, potent-as-hell stuff.

    I don't think they knew what to think. Kinda embarrassing to think about that, although funny too. I've gotten better as the years have gone by concerning, um, holding and releasing at the appropriate time!

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