Regretably no one shuns me. Of course I am not dfed but everyone that calls my house gets an earful, for instance I inform them, as you have all heard me say before, that jehovahs witnesses are a known cult because if you take a match to their literature it will catch on fire.
Then of course, those that call for my wife are required to show me, over the phone, a drivers lic, or some other form of ID in order to prove they know my wife. This seems to irritate them a bit, but after ten minutes on the phone, my wife complaining in the background, trying to get the phone from me the party usually finally 'shows' me the ID. Then of course there is the always entertaining, <Pick up phone saying> Hello! You have reached the Frantz Residence. To speak to Latina, press one. To speak to Joe, press two. To speak to Fernieck, press thr beeeep. Thank you. To speak to Latina in the Living room, press one, to speak to Latina in the kitchen prebeeep. Thank you. To leave a message for Latina, press one. To speak to her right now, press two. To speak to her inbeeeep. Thank you. One moment while I route your call. ... ... ... Latina has been paged, to listen to a selection of music while she comes to the phone press one...to (at this point I usually give her the phone)
So honestly, if yall have seen my posts before, you know I really havent been abused by the witnesses. This is not to say at times they didnt do things that were irritating. But, putting my prejudices about christianity asside, I dont think those irritations are anything different then I have faced from other group, religious or otherwise.
But still, it would be fun if they did shun me. I know the rest of yall cannot understand that. But honestly, I perceive that I am superior to nearly every human on the planet, and the Witnesses, are usually Adamites (descendants of Adam) rather than Milesians. So I just sort of look at them as poor lost little children, smile, pat them on the head for believing in the cat and the hat, chuckle and their antics, and then go poop.
