JW calendar for this month - no accidents? LOGIC FAIL

by Comatose 25 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • prologos
    prologos

    j-gnat: no dentists? yeah we will re-grow teeth just like sharks.

    I hope we will have advanced from this dark-age to a more open design, that allows to look at the beautiful empty landscape void of the billions resurrected.

  • DATA-DOG
    DATA-DOG

    LOL!!!

    There is one thing wrong with that picture. Why are they wearing clothes, besides the safety equipment? I thought we were all going to be naked? I wanted to teach everyone where the term " cubit " REALLY came from...

  • DATA-DOG
    DATA-DOG

    TD, good points.

    Have you considered that all the equipment needed to manufacture tools, and all the tools, and hardware stores, hard-hats, tape measurers, ect will be shielded from the anti-matter that will be used to destroy billions of non-true witnesses? Also we won't need fuel because all the equipment will run of holy spirit.

  • TD
    TD

    Spaceballs! LOL.

    Well even if manufacturing and supply infrastructure is left completely intact, it still requires a division of labor to run it. The JW's I know all have a very, very different view of paradise. They all think they're going to be kicking back on tropical beaches, learning to play musical instruments, traveling to exotic places, etc. None of them thinks they're going to be working from 9 to 5 anymore.

  • ThisFellowCheap
    ThisFellowCheap

    Despite haven lived in a active JW family, we never hanged JW calenders rather going for the more secular more real-life ones. Took one with me to school just for the fun of it and as you've noted the pictures are simply a dumb's rendition of Utopia!

  • sd-7
    sd-7

    That's one thing I often thought about, at least in hindsight. If people in the 'new system' are still mortal, that means they can still die from anything that could kill a human. Falling off of something, getting hit in the head by accident--all that stuff is still possible. Maybe that means they'll get like a Wolverine-type healing factor so they can't die from accidents or something. 'Cause you have to die only from sin in the 'new system'. Maybe the big sin would be not wearing a hard hat, which would amount to 'thrill-seeking' or 'not valuing the gift of life', thus leading to instant death by divine zapping.

    --sd-7

  • Comatose
    Comatose

    One would have believe that only angels or Holy Spirit could prevent accidents. Climbing in a tree and the limb breaks. Hitting your thumb with a hammer, cutting hand on knife. Only remedy is magic. So why the harnesses and hard hats? Lawsuits for not showing it or silly oversight and lame visions of paradise?

  • steve2
    steve2

    Forget the safety equipment. I'm more rattled by the need for houses. In a perfect paradise earth - i.e, the ideal climate and temperature, the exquisitely fine weather, morning, noon and night - why is there any need or desire for houses??

  • finallysomepride
    finallysomepride

    steve

    we all know that they will take the grand houses of the dead

  • jgnat
    jgnat

    finallysomepride, which speaks to me of several years of demolition... of all those surplus houses. The image would be more like a Detroit or New Orleans abandoned neighbourhood.

    http://weburbanist.com/2008/10/28/12-abandoned-houses-deserted-neighborhoods-and-ghost-towns/

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