by jam 10 Replies latest jw friends
Start your day off with Jesus. Paul would probably have a
a morning show, "why women should stay in the kitchen".
I love to see, " start your day with the 144000". Let us
explain our unique belief, no phone calls please.
I,m sure the program would receive high rating. The problem,
would it promoted by the producers as a religious show or
as comedy.
Nah - he would be too hungover in the mornings after drinking all that wine he made from water!
It would be a mixture of current affairs and late breakin' news of earth quakes
wars and floods
It would also have an entertainment section on how to make good wine
to serve guess, and how to avoid bein' hung or beheaded at parties
A cookin' section on how many ways to serve your manna to your man
.
Hey Jam. you may need to revise your title
Jesus was resurrected long ago
Jus' sayin'
Maybe it would be an analysis of the Sermon on the Mount, parables, and admonition to avoid JW's and others who would mislead.
wasblind: LOL, I would watch it just to have a good laugh
to start my morning, the same as listening to Steve Harvey
prank phone calls. "How to make good wine", funny as hell.
If Jesus came on the earth today he would be put to death like the bible said it happen. I think the WT would take the lead in it. Only TV show Jesus would be on would be the nightly news. Totally ADD
That would be BIG news, Jesus put to death on the Torcher
stake by JW,s.
Only TV show Jesus would be on would be the nightly news. Totally ADD
" Good Evening everyone this is Dan Rather
We start this broad cast off tonight with some disturbing news
Jesus was mugged by a gang of eight from Brooklyn "
wasblind: stop it please, my side is hurting. You will
burn in hell.
