by elder-schmelder 11 Replies latest watchtower bible
Gen 6:7
So Jehovah said: “I am going to wipe men whom I have created off the surface of the ground, from man to domestic animal, to moving animal and to flying creature of the heavens, because I do regret that I have made them.” 8 But Noah found favor in the eyes of Jehovah.
Does he still regret making us, or did he change his mind and now he is happy?
elder-schmelder
well he must've regretted making the f-in animals because he wasted no time killing their asses too.
I guess since he is about to start a 7 billion-person killing spree soon, he must still be having second thoughts about the whole creating humans thing.
There are times when I wonder why the Babble portrays Jehoobie in a "masculine" light.
His pets, sulking, "if you dont know what's wrong I wont tell you - I'll just kill you instead"
The constant need to be told how beautiful and lovely he is, how his backside does not look fat when we are kissing it in double cut time so he wont kill us - all so feminine.
How many men have sat down with their bible and isloated the traits that Jehoobie shares with hormonal females?
HB
How many men have sat down with their bible and isloated the traits that Jehoobie shares with hormonal females
Either that, or he just wants to be told how fabulous he is.
How many people were on the planet during the flood?
What was the % of wicked people to noah's family.
Does Jehovah kill off the human race when the % of wicked peole get up to 99.9% wicked?
Earth's population now about 7,000,000,000 and the good people "jw's" are about 7,780,000 that gives us a 99.89% wicked rate.
We must be getting close.
it makes a good argument for monotheism. god acts like a spoiled, only child.
Didn't the prescient one knowing everything before-hand see that coming?
He KNEW you were going to say that!
