Demonic things take ages to burn!

by Julia Orwell 18 Replies latest jw friends

  • Julia Orwell
    Julia Orwell

    Those Watchtowers and Awakes took forever to burn.

    The neighbour's kid put her head out the window and said, "Why is there a fire?" to which I replied,

    "I'm burning junk. The best way to get rid of this type of junk is to burn it."

    Wouldn't want the workers at the tip reading it now and getting sucked in...

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice

    I took all mine to be recycled. They make bedpans for hospitals out of the pulp. This way, even when recycled, the dublications will be full of crap.

    Think how the new 16 page dublications will limit the production of bedpans. How selfish of the WBT$.

  • Julia Orwell
    Julia Orwell

    Right on, Punk! I much rather would have recycled mine too, but we only have the common recycle bin and then it's sorted at the plant. I'd hate to have a plant worker converted because of that rubbish. I've heard of it happening. I wish I could have made them into that recycled newspaper kitty litter. I'd love to have my cats crap all over the watchtower.

  • ilikecheese
    ilikecheese

    haha One time I was too nice to some Mormon missionaries. I can't help it; they're so innocent and nice. Plus I live in an area with loads of them and I find them generally pleasant. They gave me a book of Mormon. It was in high school, so my mom and I went to burn it in the fireplace. It took AGES. The best part was that there was this weird sort of blue fire/smoke that kept coming out of the fireplace. We thought we'd unleashed the special Mormon demons into our living room.

  • sarahsmile
    sarahsmile

    LOL There you have it! Demons do not die by fire their unleashed!

    No wonder they keep coming back!

    JO best thing you will ever do! Now you will not waste anymore time.

  • Julia Orwell
    Julia Orwell

    LOL there were some greenish flickers at the heart of my WT pyre. WT demons are green!

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice

    Julia. You could shred the dublications before recycling them. That way no janitor will read them and get delusions of grandeur.

  • Julia Orwell
    Julia Orwell

    LOL! I would have done that if I had a shredder, believe me, I thought of it!

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice

    I heard 'experiences(TM)' about bin men finding dublications and becoming cult members. I honsetly believe these were made up. Lies. 'Theocratic warfare(TM)'.

    Ebay is a good way to get rid of unwanted dublications. Normally it's just 'human apostates(TM)' gathering evidence.

  • Julia Orwell
    Julia Orwell

    REally? I have some old out of print books from the 80's the KH couldn't get rid of that my husband picked up. They're pretty whack. I should try sell them.

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