Women keep looking at me.

by joelbear 36 Replies latest jw friends

  • joelbear
    joelbear

    It started about 2 years ago, but its picking up. I keep catching women looking at me with that look, that look i'm used to only getting from other guys.

    This is making me tense, yet in some ways jolly.

    I'm not sure what the proper facial expression is to give in return.

    I cannot figure out why its happening to me now. Is it the greying beard, the balding head, the bulging ---, oh, right, it can't be that.

    Please explain this extraordinary phenomenon.

    Joel

  • Naeblis
    Naeblis

    YOu ahve something in your beard.

  • joelbear
    joelbear

    Yeah, the dimple in my chin.

  • ChuckD
    ChuckD

    It's a slippery slope, Joel. Starts off with a friendly "hello" and next thing you know, BOOM, you are walking down the aisle.

    cd

  • Solace
    Solace

    Do you think perhaps they have been looking all along but for some reason you didnt notice until now?
    Maybe it is actually you noticing them and not the other way around.

  • bitter mango
    bitter mango

    lol joel! i'm into bellies and smooth heads !

    do you have more women than men after ya??!

    41 + 66.6 = our loss
    we're breathing only to fade away
    we're running just to get caught

  • Xena
    Xena

    It's your attitude Joel you are a very open, kind man...uuummm I have always wanted you...but then you already knew that, didn't you?

  • Kenneson
    Kenneson

    Joel:
    Surely it can't be paranoia. Heaven forbid!

  • joelbear
    joelbear

    Xena,

    You and Mango are two of the most beautiful women I've ever seen.

    I stare at your pictures for hours, then go upstairs, close my eyes, think of Hoss Cartwright and well, you know. :)

    Joel

  • Scully
    Scully

    Joel

    I think it's your new job at Home Depot.

    Any guy who can help me with my gardening (even if it only appears that way) would be my hero!

    Love, Scully


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