Flyers..! WhaHoooo!
You'all haven't done flyers till you've done'em like us. What an effect too. At the last minute, they moved the district assembly out of town, and they have sworn that it will never come back.
And, they moved it clear to another district. That's funny. Moving a district assembly OUT of our district.
Oh poo! What an inconvenience. Now we all have to get a hotel room.
Does anyone want to do a flyer that dubs cannot ignore?
Do "If I Would Have Known" I will get it up on my website asap.
Oh... you don't do it at the Kingdom Hall. No, that would be in-effective. You do it at the MALL. You do it down the whole street where dub's live. And watch how fast a FOR SALE sign goes up on their lawn.
You leave 20 copies at the bus stop. You place a stack at the airport. You distribute a pile at the bus station. Ha!... then you go on a shepherding call and hear the dubs scream.... "my neighbor...."... "my co-workers".... "the lady I have been visiting"
You want to have a FUN ministry for a change. Get ACTIVE!!!
So many of you people conclude "that'll never work"...." waste of time" but never having tried it. But, I can tell you, from the inside, that this is playing havoc!
Okay, if you're all just to damned lazy, that's okay. I understand. Some folks are just BORN couch potatoes. But please, admit that you don't "flyer" because you're a butt plug, becasue you really don't feel the pain of those who are stuck, becasue you don't care.
But don't start with the "that'll never work"...." waste of time" crap OKAY!