Dropping itty bitty bits of Truth About The Truth to other Witnesses! (page 2)

notjustyet

Funny stuff,...

Had a few tears welling up in the corners of my eyes. lol

NJY

Oubliette

ODIBF: "No, no, no I was. I was just there Invisibly . Just like Jesus has been since 1914!"

That's my favorite!

wha happened?

It's not hard to make dubs uncomfortable. Just start with the truth

kurtbethel

You won't likely turn anyone with that, but those who know it's a load of BS will find it amusing, and you will notice them.

You could try this, at a service meeting you tell them you have a prospect of attending the next meeting, and then don't show up.

wizardca

A fun one....Jesus was an apostate. - Think about it.

ODIBF, WAY TO GO! You may be free soon if you piss off the wrong person but isn't it fun turning the tables ? Out of the clear blue sky my JW preachy MIL was saying how she didn't like Rutherford. That he had said "Women are just a hank of hair and a bag of bones" I agreed that he was awful in every way. She must have caught herself talking negitively and quickly added that he was used to TEST the witnesses. I said that sounds mean for Jehvah to test his people like that. She said "Oh no, I meant that Satan was testing. I said "So Satan appointed Rutherford to test Gods people? She was lost and changed the subject.

lostonrye

The old Judge must of been laughing into his Beer. All the best of everything, paid for by Mugs preaching all the shite he made up

A Great old con artist, I bet if he's looking up from down there. He's finding it diffucult to beleive its still working.

BobFlanagan007

"No, no, no I was. I was just there Invisibly. Just like Jesus has been since 1914!"

Brilliant, best laugh I've had all day. Keep 'em comin'.

tootired2care

Too funny, it's amazing what you can get away with when you really don't care anymore.

The other day I got into a conversation about Warwick with my sister, and she said that the slave is selling properties in brooklyn and they must know something. So I asked: "well, what do you think they know." After grasping for words for a few seconds I filled in the blanks for her -- albeit in a subtle way. I said: "well yea, after 120 years they have gotta do something to get flock stirred up." No laughs after 5 seconds of silence on that one. I don't think dubs stop and realize just how long this scam has been going on.

Dropping itty bitty bits of Truth About The Truth to other Witnesses!