It's just dirty laundry...

by Vidiot 15 Replies latest watchtower scandals

  • Vidiot
    Vidiot

    I make my living off the rank-and-file,
    I'm a bit of an expert, and I do it in style,
    If you wanna stay a while,
    Hide the dirty laundry…

    I started out as an elder working week after week,
    An administrative tough guy who could shepherd the meek,
    Now I'm in the Tower's peak,
    With its dirty laundry…

    Shun 'em when they stand, shun 'em when they fall,
    Shun 'em if they're short, shun 'em if they're tall…
    Shun 'em when they hide, shun 'em when they call,
    Shun 'em if they cry, shun 'em if they crawl…

    We got a nice cushy lifestyle at the sheep's expense,
    Rhetoric and propaganda over common sense,
    Watch out if you're on the fence,
    We got dirty laundry…

    If we feel a little threatened, or embarrassment,
    From a failed prediction of a non-event,
    Questioning your true intent,
    Hides our dirty laundry…

    You don't need a realistic ideology,
    All you need to remember is "obediently",
    Just don't think you're truly free,
    It's our dirty laundry…

    Shun 'em when they stand, shun 'em when they fall,
    Shun 'em if they're short, shun 'em if they're tall…
    Shun 'em when they hide, shun 'em when they call,
    Shun 'em if they cry, shun 'em if they crawl…

    Dirty little secrets, dirty little games,
    A dirty little database full of pedophiles' names,
    Don't suggest we'll take the blame,
    For our dirty laundry…

    Denigrating our opponents, even when they reveal,
    That we're martyring the faithful as a cynical deal,
    We know none of it is real,
    It’s just dirty laundry…

    Shun 'em when they stand, shun 'em when they fall,
    Shun 'em if they're short, shun 'em if they're tall…
    Shun 'em when they hide, shun 'em when they call,
    Shun 'em if they cry, shun 'em if they crawl…

  • LoisLane looking for Superman
    LoisLane looking for Superman

    Vi...I am impressed.

    The jingle is good. Do you have any music to go with it?

    They indeed have a cushy lifestyle, at the Sheep's expense, and propaganda manure, is what they spread.

    Just Lois

  • NVR2L8
    NVR2L8

    Don Henley would be proud!

  • Vidiot
    Vidiot

    Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.

    LoisLane - "Do you have any music to go with it?"

    See NVR's post.

  • exwhyzee
    exwhyzee
    Vi...I am impressed. The jingle is good. Do you have any music to go with it?

    Here Ya Go ! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0xr31XbSOU

  • LoisLane looking for Superman
    LoisLane looking for Superman

    Ah, on YouTube. Now I remember it, I looked it up, couldn't quite remember which year. It was 30 years ago.

    Your lyrics are good.

    If I ever make it to an Aposta-fest, it would be fun to hear Don Henley's music with your words.

    Just Lois

  • Vidiot
    Vidiot
    LoisLane - "If I ever make it to an Aposta-fest, it would be fun to hear Don Henley's music with your words."

    If I ever make it to an Aposta-fest, it would be fun to perform it to a karaoke track.

  • DATA-DOG
    DATA-DOG

    Love it!!!!

  • Vidiot
    Vidiot
    Thought I'd bump this, considering just how much laundry's been aired lately... :smirk:
  • Vidiot
    Vidiot

    Aw, man... no "likes"?

    Poop. :cry:

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