I am JESUS...

by new hope and happiness 18 Replies latest jw friends

  • new hope and happiness
    new hope and happiness

    Well i got your interest. Actually i am Mike whos life has been an adventure of improbable tales of more adventure failure and a little romance...yatta yatta boring

    But if i say i am " Jesus" " even if iam off my rocker my life really would become a life of adventure of improbable tales of more adventure failure and REAL romance...yatta yatta..I am JESUS..

  • problemaddict
    problemaddict

    I am Javier. My brother is Jesus.

  • cantleave
    cantleave

    I am Satan, I have much more fun than Jebuz

  • Laika
    Laika

    Surely this only works if people believe you?

    I think you need to work on your pitch.

  • yourmomma
    yourmomma

    nice opener

  • clarity
    clarity

    Hi New .... lets' hear the rest of your story now that you are on.

    Welcome to the gang ...keep posting

    clarity

  • Miss.Fit
    Miss.Fit

    Hi New: still waiting for your story. Sounds like it will be worth waiting for. Missy

  • garyneal
  • GromitSK
    GromitSK

    Surely this only works if people believe you?

    If memory serves, the story didn't end too well for the original one. I'm not sure this is a good strategy :)

  • new hope and happiness
    new hope and happiness

    You guys are great!! Imagine if i had said i was Jesus to a witness uggg .May be thats what makes this place work, we find humour in our problems at the W.T, coupled with justified anger.

    As for humour I often asked myself why do the elders regard humor in the meetings with such contemt? I was often told to be more seriouse and not make jokes. I always thought humour was enlightening, but that wasnt the reaction from the elders. MISFITS....why couldnt they see my humor as a way to make a seriouse point? Actually i guess it was a blessing, because " I am Jesus". Or at least i was more like him than they lol.....

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