I had the car radio on as I drove to work. I happened across some 'xtian' radio station. So I listened as the music was a lot better than the Simon Cowell crap that comes on normally.
Anyway, the DJ asked some bloke what word he uses most in the day.
The obsequious little turd said 'Jesus!'. The DJ was impressed. I was depressed!
There isn't enough vomit in the world to describe how that made me feel.