Do You Know My Underwear Size

by writerpen 15 Replies latest jw friends

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  TR

  Size 42 long jock strap, and I ain't talkin' 'bout the waist band.

  TR

  UADNA-WA
  Unseen Apostate Directorate of North America- Washington Division
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  more2C

  (From a female:) Matching bra and panties. Sorry, no thongs for me they feel like dental floss riding up your butt!

  more2C
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  slipnslidemaster

  ummmmmmmmmmm..........dental floss.................

  Slipnslidemaster:"Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the darkside."
  -Emperor Palpatine

  Unseen Apostate Directorate of North America
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  QUEENIE

  NO I do not know your underwear size much less care --- it is your business not mine !!!!
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  LDH

  On JT's behalf, I am feeling the urge to re-post this classic:

  http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=4114&site=3#320856

  when i was a newly appointed elder at the tender age of 27

  i was introduced to the world of the JUDICAL COMMITTEE.

  It was in fact my first case. i had gotten a call from the PO before the meeting stating that their would be an elders meetings to discuss some judical matters. i sat thru the meeting thinking and wondering

  what type of case would it be and would i be selected to serve on it since i was a new elder or would i be told next you can serve.

  right after the prayer we quickly entered the 2nd school. and there we sat, the po annouced that he had been approached by a single sister who stated she had sexual relationship with a man on her job and this would require the formation of a judical committe.

  i recall so well that one bro almost jumped out of his seat to volunteer stating that since she was in his bookstudy he felt that he would be in a good position to serve.

  the po stated he would be out of town so he could not do it this weekend and it needed to be handle quickly cause it was publicly known on her job

  - the guy got the sister stuff and-went bragging about bagging a JW-

  so another bro was recommended and then the po said let James serve it will be good exp. we got 2 exp elders already.

  so the time was arranged for sat at 2pm at the hall to meet with her but we would meet at 1:30pm to review the flockbook

  well i was up late friday night reviewing the flockbook on how i could be a loving shepard for this dear sister who had been swallowed up by this worldly man - a tool of satan_

  then the time came she walked into the room and i had known her for a number of years and my wife and her were good friends so the embarrassment on her face was so telling

  after a prayer the chairman explained a few ground rules no tape recorders , etc

  then she was asked to tell us what happened

  when she finished --the woman was shaking and eyes just full of water

  then the questioning began

  at first the question were basic one that i thought sounded reasonable, but in just a few min i realized why the bookstudy conductor wanted to serve on her case

  i found out later that he was interested in her yrs ago, but she wasn't

  he married and his wife was one of those big black sisters who was good in field service , but not much to really look at

  while this sister kinda put in mind of a Venessa Williams type to put in plainly she was a nice looking sister i won't lie

  but the questions took a wild left hand turn, he started and the other bro would followup it was like machine gun questions

  Who was on top
  Did he Climax
  was there oral or any anal

  and on an on it went
  and

  yes the famous question:

  "Were you wearing Panites or Thongs?"

  i could see that she was starting to lose it and she just brokedown into tears- so she was excused to go to the bathroom

  while she was out it was explained to me as a new elder that such questions were NEEDED to see if she was consistent in her story and the details- to see if she was truly repentant or was it a practice

  he explained to me that a "Practice" could be considered if the person had sexually intercourse more than once during the night while in the bed with the person- that it was not needed for it to be separate days, but more than once in the same night and it "could be" considered that the person had made it into a "Pratice"

  the TECHNICAL DETAILS that wt gives it's elders are unreal

  such as the difference between

  1. MOMENTARYLY TOUCHING A SISTER'S BREAST

  2. CARRESSING IT-

  oUR WT elders school spent about 25 min in our class explaining the difference between the two and each has it's own
  punishment

  i was told that the Panty-Thong question would reveal

  "INTENT" "Scheming" "planning" etc on the part of the sister

  you see as it was explained to me if she was wearing Bloomers or reg panties then if a claim was made that we got carried away in the heat of the moment then it would be possible

  but if she was wearing "Thongs" then she went to his house with the intent of Giving him Some

  now this is how i was beening groomed and instructed, being a new elder who had never served on any case i didn't know

  these guys were exp elders with yrs of judical cases under thier belt-
  beside these were all Former bethelites like myself so of course the boys from THE HOUSE knew how the judicial meeting was to be handle

  well she came back into the room and sat down and the questions started again in a few min and at this point she refused to answer anymore questions LIKE THAT and she told us she would not answer THOSE TYPES OF QUESTIONs

  "Girl Friend" picked up her bag and walked out

  in 5 min we decided that she was "UNREPENTANT" AND DFED HER

  I SWEAR TO GOD i only wish i could find her and tell her how sorry i was for allowing her to literally be ganged raped by those guys

  this system of the WT of having men called Elders with no training FREELY be able to ask any Damn quesiton they want to and the persons is obligated to answer or else be viewed as not working with Jehovah's Organization is a Damn Joke

  I often wonder whatever became of that sister- she attended only about 2or 3 meetings after the annoucement and disappared into thin air

  If you are reading this post and you know who you are

  for i'm in the Washington DC area of the country
  Lisa

  Ps, Thongs. TR you have just schooled me. I thought jock straps came in like Small, Medium, Large LOL. Oh well, if you can't be an athlete, be an Athletic Supporter!
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  riz

  TR hahahahahahahaha