Apostate Consorts W/ Demons!!!! Proof!

by Valis 15 Replies latest jw friends

  • Valis
    Valis

    I knew Elsewhere was the Anti-Christ...sleeping with smurfs..oh the shame!

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • Amazing
    Amazing

    Gee, his watch looks just like mine! Yep, real dangerous looking fellow. What does the Bible say about ... "not sleeping on as the rest do?" ... Or maybe he is simply imitating the GB, you know, the guys at helm of the Society who have fwllen asleep at the wheel. Thanks for the photo.

  • AjaxMan
    AjaxMan

    Valis!

    LMAO! That's funny!

  • William Penwell
    William Penwell

    OMG I just saw one of them move.

    Will

    "I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkey's."
    Mark Twain

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    [GASP] Oh no! My secret is out!

    Valis took pictures of them running around the room, but the demons erased the pictures from the camera!

    Right now my Papa Smurf and Smurfette dolls are running around under my chair poking my legs with sporks. (Ouch! Quit that!)

    "As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible" - The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126
    Believe in yourself, not mythology.
    <x ><

  • peaceloveharmony
    peaceloveharmony

    great pic elsewhere :)

  • Imbue
    Imbue

    Valis.......lol
    *reminding myself to never get wasted with valis and a camera*

    Crazy is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

  • SUSCARRA
    SUSCARRA

    Elsewhere,

    I know what a smurf is, but what the heck is a SPORK?

    Curious minds want to know.

    SUSCARRA

  • SUSCARRA
    SUSCARRA

    Hey everybody, I just noticed that my previous reply to Elsewhere was my 100th one. Does this make me a Century poster? I feel pretty darn good about this, I think I'll have a shot of bourbon. I'll wait about five more minutes so you guys can join me in my little celebration. Of course you may choose your own personal brand of sippy.

    CHEERS everyone!

    SUSCARRA

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    It's a cross between a spoon and a fork:

    One usually sees them at fast food restaurants.

    "As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible" - The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126
    Believe in yourself, not mythology.
    <x ><

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