"It's Demonic" - What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a JW say?

by schnare 29 Replies latest jw experiences

  • schnare
    schnare

    I was at a amusement park here in Calgary today. My JW mother and my young brother came to visit for a week,so me and my sister thought it would a nice idea to take them to do something fun. I guess they had a part of it called Hallo street and my mom was getting all sketched out from all the halloween decorations around. We wanted to take my brother into the haunted house and she kept saying "It's demonic!". We did eventually take him in but then when we came out she was way ahead, so she wouldn't have to be in that "evil demonic area". It was just a cheesy haunted house although it did scare my brother a bit. I didn't know Jehoober would care or concern himself with kids going into a haunted house.

    Schnare

  • trujw
    trujw

    Yeah people are raped, murdered, molested, gassed in Syria, earthquakes kill thousands but what really pisses god off if you touch your wanker or go into a house that's decerated with a lot of rubber skulls.

  • truthhurts13
    truthhurts13

    I had an elder tell me that a person should follow the watchtwr whether the information is right or wrong. Another elder sat beside him and agreed.

    Of course, then I had to shutem down right in his own house, then he asked me to leave. Then I stood up, laughed in his face, then stuck my finger about 3 inches from his nose and said "Soon enough, you won't be spreading anymore of your poison lies". Then I slammed his front door as I went out, then I walked accross his front yard instead of walking around it.

  • brinjen
    brinjen

    I remember being chastised often over the singer Madonna. Apparently, if you hung posters of her on your bedroom wall, demons would get into the crosses and crucifixes that she wore.

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    One more strike against joke-hova. That thing does nothing about people lying, using religion for their own selfish gain. Look how wealthy the vatican is, at the expense of the people. Look at how rich the leaders of the washtowel have gotten from donations, usually from those with little to give in the first place. All this while the people have little or no in the way of luxury. They can't even afford that Nintendo 3DS so they can play Pokemon X and/or Y when it comes out--they can't even afford the games! They enjoy little so the leaders can extort, in the name of joke-hova, as much as possible.

    Yet, joke-hova is worried about stupid things. It does nothing about the lies and confusion about religion, yet it will smack down on anyone that enjoys themselves in a "haunted" house (usually rigged with rubber figures that move with motors, flashing strobe lights, and digital recordings of spooky noises). This same god also hates people giving and receiving Christmas gifts, people who decorate their homes with lights and trees, children that eat cupcakes at a birthday party, or have "too much fun". This god also hates people, and will use the death penalty, for people that masturbate, watch porn, or do fornication. Death penalty for trick or treat, no penalty for confusing the whole of mankind about religion.

    And you wonder why I have such contempt for joke-hova? If joke-hova deserved respect, it would have long ago destroyed any and all confusion regarding which denomination is the real truth, and all the others would have been exposed. Instead, that thing goes after children for having any fun?

  • Julia Orwell
    Julia Orwell

    The stupidest thing a JW has been accused of being 'demonic' is the band U2. A friend of mine called them demonic when we were in our 20s about 10 years ago, and also an old sister called their music 'devil' music.

    I think it may have been because once in the 90s Bono dressed up as a McPhisto/devil caricature with little pointed horns, for a concert piece.

  • Kahlua
    Kahlua

    My mother thinks my GPS is demonized because it knows where we are and the lady tells us where to turn next.

  • rmt1
    rmt1

    Late 70's, early 80's: My dad lectured me at 10 years old about how a cereal box stand-up cutout of the Lucky Charms elf would be looking at me as I slept. My mom made me throw away the Kenner Yoda figure because her friend counselled her that she heard Yoda was a wizard. Still haven't checked that Sparlock video...

  • konceptual99
    konceptual99

    Bon Jovi were demonic because it meant Good Jehovah.

  • smiddy
    smiddy

    Jehovahs witnesses live in a spiritual paradise.

    smiddy

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