by WatchTower87 293 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
Annual Meeting Unofficial Rumors
- The end is right around the corner.
- You need to obey us to survive it.
- While we were "zealous" or "over enthusiastic" or had to reexamine our views in the past, we have adjusted and we are not now wrong about anything.
- We need your money.
Maybe two GB members are going to come out as gay and announce plans to get married.
Maybe they're going to reveal that Fred Franz's head has been frozen and stored in a safe location (in Wallkill) in preparation for the time when medical advances will allow his resuscitation.
Maybe they are going to announce that the Revelation - Its Grand Climax is at Hand book was intended as a joke (the clue was in the crude name) but since no one noticed they thought they better clear the matter up.
Maybe they are going to promote Farkel to the Governing Body and give him his own column in the Watchtower magazine.
Maybe they are going to disclose a fresh revelation to the faithful slave that all Jehovah's Witnesses should change their underwear five times a day. And to prove compliance with the new regulation all underwear must be worn on the outside of your trousers at all times.
Maybe they are moving the world headquarters to Sao Paulo because it's sunnier and the girls are cute.
They are going to elaborate on the new World Headquarters to create a buzz and generate excitement with the goal to increase donations for the project...they will use the example of faithful Israel who provided more than enough to build Jehovah's house.
Hey JWGB. . .
Nope that was it. All I have is that the new bible isn't the "big news". Something else is up.
The 144k thingy is my personal speculation. Drastic, yet relatively harmless.
Anything else materializes, you'll be the first to know.
New bible is confirmed?
New bible is confirmed?
Evidently, yes.
Rumours....are we talking Fleetwood Mac here? Cause that's the only "Rumours" I want to hear right now.
The 144,000 will be considered a symbolic number that equates to an actual number of 144,000 plus those who have a heavenly hope and figuratively have partaken of the bread and wine while being in a covenant relationship with their spiritual brothers here on earth.
It will be announced that a detailed explaination will be given in the July 15, 2014 Watchtower study article and most in attendance will agree that nothing has changed.
The term "overlapping partakers" will be introduced at that time.
Rub a Dub
They are going to announce a new tithing arrangement. All cheapskate witnesses have to donate 10% or they can go to the Devil, LOL.
Label Licker may be on to something. I recall someone did an essay, or something, about the 144,000 ruling UPON the earth and not OVER the earth. According to the Greek wording.
Slimboyfat, LOL
Sherry
