New Kingdom Hall contribution boxes announced

by yadda yadda 2 11 Replies latest jw friends

  • yadda yadda 2
    yadda yadda 2

    Photo snaffled directly from Stephen Lett's desk.

    The Society has received a lot of letters complaining about C T Russell having been demoted from being a member of the faithful and discreet slave. In response to that, the Society will be announcing at the forthcoming AGM that the new modern style contribution boxes will be installed worldwide from 1 January 2014 especially to mark the 100th anniversary of Jesus' invisible kingdom rule from 1914 and to give due recognition and honour to brother Russell for his invaluable contribution in revealing this identifying feature of the true religion, which all truth-loving JW's continue to cherish and boldly preach.

  • tootired2care
    tootired2care

    Looks like a pyramid scheme to me!

  • snare&racket
    snare&racket

    Ha ha !

    a pyramid scam, i mean scheme , I mean schism, I mean old light......

  • Fernando
    Fernando

    Lettie's pet project will have to be stopped immediately.

    Resurrecting our beloved bearded Pastor/FDS, and his awesome contribution to the science of pyramidology, might bring back the millions who left but never died.

  • Glander
    Glander

    clever, dog!

    Sadly, if these were actually implemented they would bring in mucho dinero.

    I will always remember the special communique read one night at the Service Meeting. The gist of it was that WE had an opportunity to buy the Squibb Building adjacent to the Brooklyn holy ground, 117 Adams St.

    But Jehovah would lead our hearts in the way we should go.

    They paid cash for the Squibb Building in a matter of weeks.

    Sold it for a small fortune, considering it had been a gift from the rank & file.

  • Julia Orwell
    Julia Orwell

    Lol it doesn't have a credit card swipe...

  • smiddy
    smiddy

    yadda yadda 2

    Aaagghh , that was classic , and I loved J.O.`s comment of having a credit card swipe , LOL

    smiddy

  • DesirousOfChange
    DesirousOfChange

    Sorry, but they will never give up the one that is working for them now:

    Doc

  • bigmac
    bigmac

    or a dustbin --( trash can )--with a slot cut into the lid.

  • AndDontCallMeShirley
    AndDontCallMeShirley

    Shouldn't it more accurately be an incomplete pyramid with an all-seeing eye on the top?

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