HELP! JWSTRUGGLE UNDER ATTACK FROM F.A.C.A.D.E! Special Theocratic Warfare Unit of W.T.S.!!!

by AuntConnie 24 Replies latest social current

  • AuntConnie
    AuntConnie

    I'am worried the JW Mafia has taken Eric captive. I don't agree with his methods but respect his courage and bravery. All the good JW men have no balls, their like eunuchs needing reconstructive surgery with a mountain of Viagra. Why are all the good men leaving the Organization, the sisters are becoming sexually frustrated! Paul said to render your due in Corinthians (Corinth was the center stage of sexual immorality, worse than being called a Cretan.) and most JW men are limp from all that Salt-Peter the Watchtower and Awake are feeding their troops! Get it up men, somebody save Eric or I will have nobody to fantasize about when my stupid husband come's to bed!

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  • Violia
    Violia

    Aunt Connie could have written for the wts at anytime. This is good stuff.

  • AuntConnie
    AuntConnie

    Last Update:

    Sunday 3:00 PM

    Five "four-door" Buicks showed up near Erics house in Five Cities Area, the Watchtower sent their Delta-Farce to fight with the Jason Borne of the Apostate movement. I have faith Eric's training with Medusa and JWN's Delta-Force of professional Watchtower Cult Busters will give Eric the edge. Pray Eric remembers everything JWN (BlackBriar) taught him, he is gifted with his hands and fists, no amount of stupid four-door Buicks will catch the theocratic David Webb!

  • AnnOMaly
    AnnOMaly

    Here's the latest shot of him defending himself with a wad of rolled up Watchtowers:

  • suavojr
    suavojr

    Lol!! This thread is just funny. Eric, get ready for the showdown

  • cantleave
    cantleave

    Aunt Connie at the satirical best. Keep them coming Connie.

  • notjustyet
    notjustyet

    Aunt Connie needs to hookup with JehovahsTrumpet.com and do some freelancing work.

    NJY

  • RayPublisher
    RayPublisher

    Thanks Ms Connie, but don't worry-

    The Watchtower Brain-Shrink Ray will never get me!

    I have aPostasa-Pancake armor on and am in full Neo-Ninja Mode now...

    The One

  • scary21
    scary21

    WOW, I was so worried. So good to see your picture and know you are out there, ready to do battle. I have faith you will win over the evil one !

    Aunt Connie, can't you pull some strings and tell your people to back off ? Give them that scripure about " Quit touching the unclean thing " Sherry

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