by metatron 11 Replies latest jw friends
How about some dodgy dvd titles ?
REVELATIONS: Grand Climax 2
The Live Whore-ever F**k
Solomon's Wives 19
GOATS GONE WILD - PASSOVER 2013
God, yes, yes, yes: The Cumversion of Mary
Dinah Does Damascus 3
I have to stop.... it appears I have found my life's vocation and it is not an admirable one. At least all those years exploring ....beautiful cinematography....was not totally wasted ha ha ha.
Apologies to anyone who may have held an ounce of respect for me.... :D
Metatron, very good :O
I learned something the other day. I learned the Jehovah’s Witnesses do not celebrate Halloween. I guess they don’t like strangers going up to their door and annoying them. – Bruce Clark
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JW Parrot
A man went to a pet shop and purchased a parrot. Apparently, the parrot had belonged to a Jehovah’s Witness because it kept repeating, “Read the Watchtower and Awake. Avoid wordly associations. The end of this system of things is near.” Squawk.
Well, the new owner of the bird attempted to add new vocabulary to the parrot’s repertoire with books on tape and contemporary music, but as the months went by it became obvious that nothing could break through. The parrot continued to repeat the standard catchphrases of the Watch Tower Society and nothing else.
The owner finally became frustrated and infuriated and, in a fit of violent anger, threw the parrot across the room.
The parrot smashed against the wall, and slid down to the floor, at which point the parrot immediately started squawking:
“No Blood! No Blood! No Blood!”
