SFPW- there once was a poster here who ate lobster bisque from a cafeteria and wondered why it wasn't any good. ( *shaking my head* ) No, I've never gotten over it.
My suggestions:
Do not order bisque or any shellfish item from a cafeteria.
Another suggestion is to ' google' a recipe for crab bisque.
Before eating beans take a beano.
After eating beans take activated charcoal.
Perhaps just avoid beans altogether!!!
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