CANCELL MY REQUEST FOR MEMBERSHIP I HATE APOSTATES

by Simon 63 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • stealyourface
    stealyourface

    "You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave" JWN.

  • erbie
    erbie

    Well, I'm shocked and offended ;))

  • Tech49
    Tech49

    Well, to be honest, I hate them too.

    So if anyone sees any of the devil's kids runnin around here, help a brotha out!

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  • RubaDub
    RubaDub

    You could always invite him to an Apostafest.

    Rub a Dub

  • LisaRose
    LisaRose

    That is hilarious, from the hyperbole to the misspelling.

    Hey it's not for everyone to be one of Satan's stinky kids, only the special few like us.

  • Sammy Jenkis
    Sammy Jenkis

    So much hate yet that's pleasing to God. Funny, I thought JW's were all about love and peace and oh yeah I remember that's a bunch of bologna.

  • Uzzah
    Uzzah

    How about this response?

    ****************************************

    Dear permanent Member. You have aleady been sullied by your choice to search out association on the Internet despite the advice of the Mother-like Society. Your rebellious spirit has been manifest.

    Your name and IP address has been logged and forwarded to Brooklyn for their handling. You will get to witness first the loving hand of appointed shepperds. Welcome to the dark side.

    MUAHAHAHA

    Simon

  • Sammy Jenkis
    Sammy Jenkis

    Ah uzzah, you're a genius!

  • snare&racket
    snare&racket

    Satan's kids..... Has such an 80's ring to it.... I like it.

    not sure it has enough 'grrrrrrrr'to be a motorcycle gang though......

    SATAN's KIDS - California Chapter " ride hard, daddies comin' "

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