Men V's women (Who gets the best deal?)

sleepy

In the 21st centuary in thw western world who gets the best out of life men or women?

On the face of it men seams to have most of the advantages.
Stronger.
Bigger.
Earn more money.
Dont give birth.
No time of the month.
More hobbies.
Even older men get get young women.
Play biggest part in world politics.
Play bigger part in science.
Got willies to play with.
Get to make love to women.

So is there anything women have got or enjoy that we should be jealous of?

BeautifulGarbage

When a woman wears mens clothing, it's considered "sexy".

When a man wears womens clothes, it's considered "pathological"

bitter mango

i wish i had a willie to play with !

let me dream inside you

Xander

Watch it mango, some on this board might take that as an offer

Xander F
(Unseen Apostate Directorate of North America - Ohio order)
A fanatic is one who, upon losing sight of his goals, redoubles his efforts.
--George Santayana

Xander

Well, if you're still bOrg...

During the winter, men have to wear suits and brain-circulation-cutting-off ties. Which does okay to keep you warm, but it really uncomfortable. Sisters wear sweaters/long dresses/pantyhose/etc. and get to be comfortable and still warm.

During the summer, men STILL have to wear suits and brain-circulation-cutting-off ties. Now, it's uncomfortable and HOT AS HELL. Sisters can dress in skirts and blouses.

As for your list....hmmmmmm....
They get off a sinking ship first?
People hold the door for them?
They don't have to register for the draft?

There are actually a lot of things women have/do that men don't. But, see, I don't know if it's because society has trained me to think so or not....they just aren't things I want. I mean, I wouldn't WANT to have someone hold a door for me. If a ship is sinking, I'll be there till the last trying to save it. If my country goes to war, I WANT to fight for it.

*shrug* - dunno? Maybe we do have it better...

Xander F
(Unseen Apostate Directorate of North America - Ohio order)
A fanatic is one who, upon losing sight of his goals, redoubles his efforts.
--George Santayana

peaceloveharmony

two words: MULTIPLE ORGASMS

Xander

Goddamnit.

Alright, alright, women have it better.

Xander F
(Unseen Apostate Directorate of North America - Ohio order)
A fanatic is one who, upon losing sight of his goals, redoubles his efforts.
--George Santayana

mpatrick

Advantages of being a woman

"Earn more money"~not necessarily, my husband took over my business and now I get to stay home with the children.

We get to give birth!(most incredible life experience ever!)

"No time of the month"~that just means they don't have an excuse for being an ass.

My husband is five years younger than me!

We have dildos to play with, that never go limp or wear out!

Get to make love to men!

We have breast!

We have more clothes and shoes!

My husband cooks and cleans and even does laundry!

I get a back rub nearly every evening!

My husband babysits while I go out with my friends!

I would say I have it way better than my husband, but I make sure he knows I appreciate him!

sunscapes

We have breast?

HAHAHAHA!
ROTFLMAO!

That's the biggest chuckle I've had this week....

I wonder where that would be placed...on the forehead?

Englishman

MY Lady has the best deal.

She's got me!!!

Englishman.

Men V's women (Who gets the best deal?)

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