You know, I always thought the magazines were over simplified and talked down to it's readers. They use the milk and meat metaphor quite a lot which is ironic considering I never saw any literature I could really get my teeth into.
Society Tests Witness Stupidity
by metatron 14 Replies latest jw friends
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Klaus Vollmer
the latest song in the song book
Leave your brain in brooklyn
lay down there your conscience
brainwashed is your mind
leave your brain in brooklyn
other things are nonsense
thats the real kindforget just your thinking
that do they in brooklyn
even when you're sinking
remember the ones in brooklynthey make you be a robot
make you to be cruel
they make you wipe out scrupel
hey you wT foolleave your brain in brooklyn
forget to remember
once you were a human
now you are a spenderspend your life in brooklyn
discover brooklyn bridge
leave your brain in brooklyn
make the WT richnever forget brooklyn
they are always right
and when they change direction
new light shines so brightleave your brain in brooklyn
the slave does need your mind
never forget brooklyn
no brain - thats being kindlost your brain in brooklyn?
try to get it back
search your brain in brooklyn
at armageddon you'll get it back -
Pathofthorns
Very funny post but very true Metatron. It's like when people who speak english are talking to those who don't - they just speak slower and louder like they are complete idiots.. lol
Klaus, that song cracked me up. The whole structure of the lyrics and how they stupidly arrange the words in a phrase to make the rhyme fit made your song a perfect parody.
Path
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Gozz
The 'What to say about the magazines' part of the KM makes me want to throw up... y'know at the last SM, you see the brother doing the talk, going like.. the faithful and discreet slave, they're really trying for us...er... helping us to serve Jehovah better all the time... the magazines 're here again, and, all you have to do, is just look at the back of the KM, and you're in service...' he rattles on... Volunteers, demonstration... Two sisters climb the platform,and they have little white papers. They're reading from it. Gawd! They've copied the stuff from the 'what to say about the magazines' on the white papers and 're reading it... They're through with the ritual, and smiling brother goes like 'thank you sisters for that beautiful presentation'... the sisters 're smiling. Everyone's smiling. At the meeting's end, everyone says 'wow! great presentation'... the sisters, one of them goes 'we didn't prepare for it, the society made it very simple'...
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SYN
When I saw this topic, "Society tests Witness stupidity", I knew the only thing I could post with a straight face was "Test successful!"
*LOL*
Maybe they'll be telling them "BREATHE IN - BREATHE OUT - BREATHE IN - BREATHE OUT - BREATHE IN - BREATHE OUT - BREATHE IN - BREATHE OUT - BREATHE IN - BREATHE OUT" next...
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