Who Is Englishman & Why Is He Here?

Englishman

You want me to be a Trophy Husband 24 hours a day?

Englishman.

LittleToe

So, just why the h*ll are you here???
You pint-sopped sasenach, you!!!

SYN

OK, Englishmen, you have pissed me off for long enough !!!!

I will now hound you through every thread on this board until you answer my questions!!!! AND HERE THEY ARE!!!

1. Were you ever a District OverSwear?
2. Have you partaken of the "forbidden pleasures" of the world?
3. Do you drink Guiness beer? (Is it even technically beer?)
4. Have you ever *not prayed* (GASP) before going to bed at night? (*HORRORZ*)
5. Are you reaching out for priviledges in the Congregation?

*LOL* No offense meant, Dave!

Every religion is the One True Religion.

Englishman

1. Were you ever a District OverSwear?

Nope, magazine territory and accounts was the highest that I got.

2. Have you partaken of the "forbidden pleasures" of the world?

Of course!

3. Do you drink Guiness beer? (Is it even technically beer?)

Bleah! I detest coloured Irish liquorice water. Grugh!

4. Have you ever *not prayed* (GASP) before going to bed at night? (*HORRORZ*)

Nope, I pray that I will have sex every night.

5. Are you reaching out for priviledges in the Congregation?

Only to be a toilet attendent for UADNA.

Englishman.

SYN

ROFLMFAO. Toilet priviledges, hehe! Scrub that bowl, young Brother, or you'll never get into Bethel! Hey, you missed a spot!

Every religion is the One True Religion.

seven006

SYN,

None taken at all, I thought it was funny as hell. We can always count on Englishman to brighten up the board.

Dave

TruckerGB

Hello Eman.
Well I know who you are,and no doubt we will be having a pint(not guiness)today.
Cheers.
As to why here,check out the haddock theory.

Englishman

Greetings Trucker GB.

I trust that you and your lorry are available for the UADNA soiree this summer?

Englishman.

TruckerGB

Absolutly.
The membership certificate is pride of place on the mantlepiece and there is a 40 foot trailer on standby for the roadshow.

ozziepost

G'day Eman,

Why are you asking?

I thought you were here to be a welcoming host. Well, you did invite me, didn't you?

But whatever, glad you're here.

Cheers,
Ozzie

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Who Is Englishman & Why Is He Here?

"If our hopes for peace are placed in the hands of imperfect people, they are bound to evaporate."

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