2013 JW-Wimp Mobile!

by Atlantis 79 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • Atlantis
    Atlantis

    The JW-WIMP-Mobile! This is how they are doing it in Mexico. . . . . . . . . . Atlantis

  • dazed but not confused
    dazed but not confused

    Can you blame them? Knock on the wrong door in Mexico and you could end up be-headed or in a barrel of acid.

  • bohm
    bohm

    that is pretty awesome

  • Oubliette
    Oubliette

    For “everyone who calls on the name of JW.ORG will be saved.” - Romans 10:13

  • Watchtower-Free
    Watchtower-Free

    Cult-mobile

  • Scully
    Scully

    Next week, on "Pimp My Ride": We take a humble white van and put a freakin' halo on it - now it sells Bibles and $h!t, for free!!

    White vans around here are suspicious. They're usually linked to attempted child abductions and sexual assaults.

  • LoisLane looking for Superman
    LoisLane looking for Superman

    They "sell" the Rolly carts, 2 to a package for something like a "donation" of $85.00.

    What price does everyone think their Cult-Mobile will go for? Ummm . The latest Circuit "needs", lol Probably mucho dinero over the asking price.

    Which ones of Jehovah's little sheep will operate this fine piece of machinery to spread more WT propaganda manure?

    LoisLane

  • LoisLane looking for Superman
    LoisLane looking for Superman

    Scully, Did you see Saturday Night Live this week? They had a Policeman that came to a class room to help "kids" understand the significance of staying away from men in Vans who offer kids candy.

    It is SNL and comedy, so the opposite happens. The kids in the class want the candy and gang up on the policeman from stopping the kids from getting in the Van for... free candy. It was really funny.

    Thank you Atlantis, so much for helping us keep a breast of what is happening in WT Land.

    LoisLane

    Edited to add. If any children are reading this, DO NOT APPROACH WHITE VANS. ESPECIALLY IN MEXICO. They can and will be detrimental to your health.

  • mindnumbed
    mindnumbed

    Reminds me of ........

  • mindnumbed
    mindnumbed

    Getting back to the basics ....

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