Medical finals

by snare&racket 14 Replies latest jw friends

  • snare&racket
    snare&racket

    Pray to the Spaghetti Monster or the deity of your choice but people, lets have some praising and praying and begging for mercy due to my atheistic ways...

    I repent, i beg forgivness and I seek your kind ways oh lordy, i am but a humble man under your mighty heel......

    I ask nothing in return.................bbbut some neuroanatomy written on my heart would be great, my meager conscience leaves considerable room for data!

    i did sacrifice that ...somewhat out of date .... tesco chicken to you last week! I deposited it in your non recyclable altar, no hot ashes indeed!

    Lord it is in your big hands now, lets hope there is not a common peroneal nerve palsy in them ha ha ha.... oh wait, thats in your foot.....

  • cofty
    cofty

    You will do great Snare & Racket - go for it and may Asclepius be with you.

    How not to pass - This from my ward round on Saturday...

    Junior doc presenting - "patient experienced right sided pneumathorax during wedge resection of left lung"

    Consulatant - "so what would you do in that situation?"

    Junior - "Hmm ....."

    Consultant - "You are operating on left lung and the right one begins to collapse and the anaethetist is shouting at you. What do you do next?"

    Junior - "Order a chest x-ray"

    Consultant "Your patient would be dead before it arrived"

  • Xanthippe
    Xanthippe

    Good luck Snare. May the force be with you!

  • KateWild
    KateWild

    snare, are you praying to pass your medical finals, whilst being an atheist? Or is it a joke? Not sure hoe to take this thread.....but all the best, I hope you pass-Kate xx

    cofty-wow! Thats sounds a scary conversation to listen to about your operation....good for you to make light of it. I am glad you pulled through ok-Kate xx

  • cofty
    cofty

    When are the finals Snare? Please let us know how it goes.

  • snare&racket
    snare&racket

    Hey thanks cofty,

    Had the pracical exams today, so 6 minutes to appropriately examine a patient then differential diagnosis, relevant investigations and management ..2 minutes of grilling questions. Any unprofessional or life threatening desicions or actions is a red card or missing an essential part of examination. Today went well, got the examinations done and looks like I got the correct differentials and in the right order (probability and priority) .... Really burns your brain out, you get 8 mins to do all that and then a minute break between patients, non stop for an hour and a half.

    Tommorow is stations of acute management so walk in, told an acute emergency and you have to get the relevant info from patient super quick, 4mins, best investigations then management then a practical procedure in 2 minutes, could be suturing, could be inserting a catheter etc. This is a minefield for red cards as you can imagine, acute presentations are potentially life threatening.

    Day after tommorow is a 3 hour written exam covering all 6 years.

    We have been on 9-5 placements with no revision leave too, so it is extreme levels of revision and exhaustion, just how they like it :P . This week is just one of 5 sets of exams this year. Why didn't I just become a milk man.......

    Snare

    hey kate x yeah i was just kidding.... Atheists don't expect responses, besides the biblical god wasn't much of a fan of science and medicine..

    Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord: And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up. --James 5:14-15

    And Asa in the thirty and ninth year of his reign was diseased in his feet, until his disease was exceeding great: yet in his disease he sought not to the LORD, but to the physicians. --2 Chronicles 16:12
  • cofty
    cofty

    Well done on a good start. You must thrive on pressure or you wouldn't have made it this far.

    Wishing you all the best for the rest of the exams.

  • cantleave
    cantleave

    Best of luck - or should I say I am confident your hard work will pay off.

  • KateWild
    KateWild

    Well done for today....I am glad you were happy with what you have achieved today. All the best for tomorrow---keep up the good work-Kate xx

  • Hortensia
    Hortensia

    Keep up the good work!

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