They Stole My Sign! (page 2)

one

make a new one and isntall a tracking device.

or make a new and put on top of your car

use flashing cristmas lighting around the frame.

jst2laws

Bill,

The funniest post I have seen today.
The last one: "Why Do Jehovah's Witnesses Keep Taking My Signs?
www.silentlambs.org" had me laughing out of control.

accuracy

You ask "Why do you ass-u-me that it was one of Jehovah's Witnesses"?
In view of the gossip, slander, and negative attacks perpetrated by the witnesses it is a logical ass-ump-tion. Maybe no evidence that he could go to court, but definitely a logical assumption.

Jst2laws

Frenchy

**Last night evidently, someone took the sign. Now I live one mile from the Kingdom Hall, do you think it could have been JW's? Who else would want a sign with "no child molesters" on it? I will fill out a police report which might get a litte publicity in the paper. For those at WT reading this I just want to say, "Thank you for the extra publicity and now I can get a bigger sign."**

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I guess you see and hear only what you want to.

Joyzabel

Go for it Bill!

RTFLMAO @ gsx1138

hugs,
j2bf

alamb

I live 2 blocks from the hall and my sign is 3' square. It has the website and the WT-ABUSE telephone number on it. The first week it was up I sat on the front porch and waved. After that, they all get whiplash trying to look the other way. It's pretty funny from this side of the sign.

jst2laws

alamb,

Now I wish we would have bought that lot across the street from our Kingdom Hall.

Jst2laws

anewperson

Do report it as property theft. I think a guy at http://www.passmeby.com has door stickers and signs, though anyone can easily make their own too. Think maybe Bill's got some too.

One single person going to a convention can print up "See silentlambs.org! 1-877-WTABUSE" in the thousands, they'd be so tiny and leave them all over the place. Put them in a big fan overlooking the crowd, then when it blows air they'd fly all over!

Wow, those thieves are inspiring some nifty ideas! We ought to thank them, eh, Bill!

bitter mango

bill!
ya know what?! we used to have little wooden smurf thingies in the garden in our backyard.. one day they went missing and i'm still *convinced* it was the JWs next door who took 'em.

anyways, keep putting those signs out! BIGGER and bolder !!

let me dream inside you

ashitaka

'Why Do Jehovah's Witnesses Keep Taking My Signs?
www.silentlambs.org'

Bill, please put that one up, too. Perfectly classic.

ashi

teejay

Could it have been teens out on a Friday night, being mischievous? Does it HAVE TO be “they” (a JW)?

They Stole My Sign!

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