BluePill said-
First dude hands me out a small, lilac tract that read something like "the dead will come back", says: Wouldn't it be marvellous if the dead would come back again and live again with us?
I'd be tempted to give them a horrified look, saying, "Do you mean like 'zombies'? Ewww, no."
Then when they protest over how resurrection is NOT at all like zombies, ask, "Will these dead who come back to life be fully-human, with normal physiology, being able to engage in what the 'Americans with Disabilities Act' defines as "major life activities", things like getting married, engaging in a normal and healthy sex life, and child-bearing, etc? These are activities that you or I might take for granted, but are considered important to being able to experience all the varied aspects of being alive."
(birds chirping)