"Why are we separated from the sheep, Jesus?"
Farkel
by rebel8 62 Replies latest jw friends
"Why are we separated from the sheep, Jesus?"
Farkel
Which way is the deaf JW video? I can't see it!
Watch out, it's those Witnesses again. Don't answer the door!
I like this one best:
"No Eric, I said why not grow a goatie, as in beard!"
See a poor job from Phtotoshop!
See a poor job from Phtotoshop
No it's for real. They graze the leaves and have even evolved adaptations to their feet to aid balance.
GB : "see, only goats are willing to go out on a limb. Just do what we say and be sheep"
from the 12 days of christmas
ten goats a jumpin'
and a partridge in a pear tree.
we just can't see the partridge....that's all...
Maybe someone said they wanted a goatee and were misheard? Damn! I missed page 2 of the comments.
Sometime during the night of November 10th the villagers were awakened by loud booms and flashing lights in the sky. The next morning they were horrified to find mutilated farm animals hanging from the trees like christmas decorations. In the center of the town square was a large tortilla with Jesus smiling face and a virgin mary pinata hanging above it. The town was baffled by the incident but soon bus loads of worshippers started arriving along with ancient alien afficionados and the just plain curious. The town became an immediate internet sensation and money flowed in the streets and the villagers realized it was a blessing from their god.