The Ultimate Jehovah's Witness Question??? dun dun DUN

runForever

Here it is. There is a gray space, unconnected rifts in the truth. It is a question that once you ask it you will never be the same - like being on the

event horizon of a black hole. So - when out in service and you stop for a donut you are supposed to stop your time - but, if you place a tract while at the donut shop you can keep you time going but how long does that placement last for keeping your time going? This is the unanswered question my friend that NO JW can answer and will send the GB into the blackness of the space time continuum. Does it last 15 minutes? 17 minutes? How long does that tract placement last?? 20 min?? Is 21 min pushing it? 30 is surely forbidden. How long does a fast food tract last??? THE ULTIMATE QUESTION.

Bobcat

The bigger the tract the bigger the angle from which it can be viewed. Of course, font size must also be incorporated into the meta-preaching time continuum effect that the tract conveys on its owner. I'm sure someone has a formula for constructing an accurate time-counting model . . .

unstopableravens

well now they can count time by desplaying wts and books, so if there at a table just display it and the time can go on forever lime the overlapping generations

unstopableravens

like not lime

likeabird

And in that line it should also be asked:

How many of you ate lunch in the car while driving round to calls, just so you didn't have to stop counting your time?

How many now have health problems (especially digestive) because of those bad habits taken just to get in time?

eyeuse2badub

Anywhere from 607 to 1914 seconds. Depends on how many JW's are in the donut shop.

tiki

hahhahah how ridiculous it is....i say one second per tract. so, one minute worth means they've handed up 60 little pieces of wood waste. let's do the math.........60 minutes in an hour.......60 sec per min X 60 minutes in the hour.......3600 pieces of useless paper = one hour of countable time.....and those tracts are sooooooo dumb.

DesirousOfChange

Depends on how many JW's are in the donut shop.

Depends on how manyUNBAPTIZED JW's are in the donut shop, or the car, or the beach, etc.

Make plans with someone who has an unbaptized kid (harder and harder to find these days, since they're baptizing them almost as infants) and you can "witness" to the kid at every stop, every break, on the way to the KH, you name it.

Doc

LostGeneration

Reminds me of the scripture about the tenth of the mint and the dill, etc...

Amazing how their Pharasiacal rules stare them right in the face and they still can't see it.

eyeuse2badub

Isn't there a WTBTS principle/rule that states "an hour for a donut, a hour for a donut" or is that "a day for a year, a day for a year"?

Can spin it anyway they like.

The Ultimate Jehovah's Witness Question??? dun dun DUN

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