The Great Tribulation has begun....

by snare&racket 11 Replies latest jw friends

  • snare&racket
    snare&racket

    Yep,

    I dropped my Ipad on the floor and it cracked like a fresh sheet of blue crystal on breaking bad. If the Hollywood movie esque crack in the glass of my favourite posession wasn't enough, as it hit and smashed, I turned from my careful aiming and accidently peed all over my prized apple device.... when it rains....it pours.

    Listening to Opie and Anthony radio show so much so as to carry my ipad with me during midnight toilet trips, now seems excessive and regrettable.

    Get out, get out, get out of the toilet my people.....my Apple, the great, has fallen....

    bugger....

  • KateWild
    KateWild

    Snare, don't be too upset. You will just have to stop peeing and watching. You wouldn't drink and drive. Hope you get it replaced soon. Sam xx

  • tec
    tec

    LOL... now I'm picturing the follow up to having dropped your ipad, and your reaction, and that is pretty funny!

    Though I am sorry about your ipad, because that is pretty expensive!

    Peace,

    tammy

  • rip van winkle
    rip van winkle

    Snaresydoats! I must poo-poo you for bringing your I-peed with you to the bathroom. Yes, 'tis true, 'twas a great tribulation!

  • cofty
    cofty

    To wash a pee-soaked Ipod or not - its a dilemma.

  • rebel8
    rebel8

    If it was JUST peed on, you could have soaked it in rice overnight to draw out the liquid. :x

    Here is something you should definitely ask Santa for.

  • ruderedhead
    ruderedhead

    TMI!!

  • Vidiot
    Vidiot

    I've always thought that Apple's success was one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse (Applecalypse?)!

  • notjustyet
    notjustyet

    If it was bought in the last 90 days with am American Express card it will be covered. Son just dropped Iphone cracked screen and they are giving me all my money back which will just cover the xcreen replacement.

    NJY

  • NewYork44M
    NewYork44M

    Snare, Your story convinces me even more of my hypothesis that satan controls the world and those in it through the iPhone. That device is pure evil - yet I love it so much.

    It appears that you made satan angry and have paid the price. Repent and get an iPhone 5.

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