The elders are calling again.

by dazed but not confused 27 Replies latest jw experiences

  • NAVYTOWN
    NAVYTOWN

    Why let a janitor or window washer intimidate you? Two words ought to get results: 'GO AWAY!!!!'

  • quellycatface
    quellycatface

    It is a nightmare. I told one sister that this couple, whi I'd texted specifically NOT to contact me, turned up on the doorstep last week. It was lunchtime and they are greedy little pioneer peeople. She said it was because they "cared" about me. Total crapola!! It's just plain rude. Effing morons.

    LisaRose, I love the sign. Get it next time.

    I had to DA myself before I lost my last shred of dignity and told them where to stick their NWT.

  • yadda yadda 2
    yadda yadda 2

    Yeah, when they knock on your door, give them the Ozzy treatment as follows:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJqTaTEaouc

  • dazed but not confused
    dazed but not confused

    LisaRose – I was one of those who ignored the No Soliciting signs. If a householder pointed it out I would say something like “Oh, we’re not selling anything.” I only remember once the householder yelled “YOUR SELLING YOUR GOD!” and slammed the door. I would never go when I saw a No Trespassing sign. I like that last sign you mentioned. If I ever come across one of those, I may get it.

  • dazed but not confused
    dazed but not confused

    Navy – This particular elder is in construction kinda like Jesus… I plan on doing that. Just not as nice.

  • dazed but not confused
    dazed but not confused

    Quellycatface – I plan on letting them run themselves around. I don’t think I will acknowledge their total lack of authority over me.

  • dazed but not confused
    dazed but not confused

    Yadda yadda 2 – I love Ozzy. Thanks for the suggestion.

  • KateWild
    KateWild

    Bring it. If I get the chance, I will try to record any future interactions. For now, I will just ignore them.- DBNC

    Cool I love recordings. You are right if they choose to DF you they will do if you go or not. If you want to have some fun Snare's idea is cool. But you will know what pushes Bro Iamincharge's buttons.

    I had some fun. I was called to my JC, when loads of JWs were still in the hall. They all wanna know what's goin' on. So when I came out my JC meeting I had a fake phone converstaion. I siad

    "Yeah I am but don't tell anyone"

    I then texted a sister who threw me under the bus.

    "Great news, but don't tell anyone not even your hubby"

    That was about two weeks ago, they will all be dazed and confused, as I was not RI'd. Go for it have a little fun. Kate xx

  • dazed but not confused
    dazed but not confused

    But you will know what pushes Bro Iamincharge's buttons

    Yeah, mabe I should call him at 3 am and tell him, "Ok, we can talk now" then start singing XMAS songs while casting spells as a wizard.

  • AllTimeJeff
    AllTimeJeff

    Ha. Have fun with it. I wish I did. I had elders who thought I went off the deep end refuse to believe it. It took them over a month to announce my resignation.

    It only matters to communicate with them if you want to know where you stand, and if the deed was finally done. If it doesn't matter, I would wear a Santa outfit every evening this month just in case they come by.

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