They call him the S..T...R....E......A........K!

Englishman

C'mon, own up, hasn't everyone streaked at some time?

I did my first one at a barbecue on Hayling Island. Afterwards I got loads of invites to other peoples barbies too. Jumping starkers through a beach fire is not to be recommended though. Great balls of fire!

HL did her first and only streak in about 1975, we were at a party playing "Truth or Dare", so around mid-night she had to streak across the still-busy main A3 in Cowplain, Portsmouth. She did it too, and handled it with great aplomb.

My last streak was in the Holiday Inn in Portsmouth, a number of friends bet me a sizeable chunk of money - around £150 I recall - to streak through the main bar into the swimming pool. After a bottle of bubbly it seemed a straightforward proposition. I am permanently barred from Holiday Inns as a result.

So who else here has an experience with streaking? And is it a DF'ing offence?

Englishman.

Simon

erm ... y'know that invite to the BBQ?

Is it too late to reconsider, lol

Englishman

erm ... y'know that invite to the BBQ?

Relax, Simon.

It's only compusory for the ladies!

Englishman.

Angharad

I would love to see someone streak at an assembly I'm too chicken.

Lets organise a mass aposta-streak at the next district convention

Simon

Wohoo ... no wonder you get so many turning up!

LDH

UMMMM is that a misdemeanor or a felony?

I might consider misdemeanor charges, LOL

Lisa

Francois

It's a misdemeanor when a lady does it.

It's a FELONY for a guy to do it. Ever. Even at home. At his own party.

I'd be willing to streak an International Assembly, though. Really. And don't be posting to me about no district assembly. If I'm going to show my bod, it's going to be at an IA - with the press warned aforetime.

Riots will start.

Women will swoon.

Strong men will shrink back in wonder.

It will be the attack of Gog and Mygog, and Mygog will be swinging like a bell clapper as I dash across the speaker's platform, snatching his notes before thousands.

I can see the headlines now, "Hung Man Thrills Audience. Thirty Dead"

One person from the crowd was heard to say, "It was like Dolly Parton. You know it's impossible, but there it was. Sakes alive, he's runnin' down the second base line. I think he tripped on it once."

Let's do it. Let's make up a plan in the next ALL NATIONS UAD meeting. We'll streak an assembly. Think how much love we'll be showing Jehovah.

"Lie down sister, I'm gonna show Jehovah how much I love you."

Won't it be fun?

Francois

Simon

yeah, just time for the closing song "We thank you Jehovah"

LDH

The Streak

Hello everybody, this is your action news reporter
With all the news that is news across the nation
On the scene at the super market
There seems to have been some disturbance here
Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
Yeh, I did...I was standing over there by the tomatoes
And here he come
Running thru the pole beans, thru the fruits and vegetables
Naked as a jay-bird
And I hollered over at Ethel...I said don't look Ethel
It was too late, she'd already been incensed...

Chorus

Here he comes, boogie-dy, boogie-dy
There he goes, boogie-dy, boogie-dy
And he ain't wearin' no clothes
Oh yes, they call him the streak
Fastest thing on two feet
He's just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
He's gonna give us a peek
Oh yes, they call him the streak
He likes to show off his physique
If there's an audience to be found
He'll be streakin' around
Invitin' public critique...

This is your action news reporter once again
And we're here at the gas station
Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
Yeh, I did...I was just in here gettin' my tires checked
And he just appeared out of the traffic
Come streakin' around the grease rack there
Didn't have nothing on but a smile
I looked in there and Ethel was gettin' her a cold drink
I hollered...Don't look Ethel
It was too late...She'd already been mooned
Flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers

Chorus

He ain't rude, boogie-dy, boogie-dy
He ain't lewd, boogie-dy, boogie-dy
He's just in the mood to run in the nude

Oh yes, they call him the streak
He likes to turn the other cheek
He's always making the news
Wearin' just his tennis shoes
Guess you could call him unique...

Once again, your action news reporter in the booth at the gym
Covering the disturbance at the basketball playoffs
Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
Yeh, I did...half-time, I was just going down there
To get Ethel a snow cone
Here he come right our of the cheap seats
Dribblin'...right down the middle of the court
Didn't have on nothin' but his PF's
Made a hook shot and got out thru the concession stand
I hollered up at Ethel, I said don't look Ethel
It was too late...She'd already got a free shot
Grandstanded...Right there in front of the home team

Here he comes...look...who's that with him?
Ethel, is that you, Ethel?
What do you think you're doing?
You get your clothes on!

Ethel, where you going?
Ethel, you shameless hussy
Say it isn't so Ethel
Ethel..................

peaceloveharmony

at parties i ran from the hottub down the yard to the lake many times, always with 5-6 friends. my fellow party goers are use to this though so it's not really a big deal :)

i'd so be up for streaking at a convention hehehehe

They call him the S..T...R....E......A........K!

The Streak

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