Your favorite"short poem" here!

moman

GETTING OUT

I've labored long & hard for the Borg

for honor & for spiritual-riches

But on these corns too long you've tread

you fine haired sons-a-bitches!

eddie aka(black-bart)

Celia

"The old dog barks backwards, without getting up,
I can still remember when he was a pup."

Oh! sorry, this has nothing to do with JWs !

Simon

From memory:

My wealth is heath and perfect ease
A conscience clear my chief defense
I neither seek by bribes to please
Nor by harsh words to breed offence
So do I live, so will I die
Would all do so as well as I

(not sure who wrote it)

MarchOn

Roses are red violets are blue
I'm no longer a dub, how about you?

belbab

Candy is dandy

Liquor is quicker

Written by Ogden Nash, I believe.

Englishman

Don't feel sorry for a glow-worm.

A glow-worms never glum.

Its hard to feel down-hearted

When the light shines from your bum.

Or:

The cabin boy's name was Flipper

He was a crafty nipper!

He filled his arse

With broken glass

And circumcised the skipper!

I could go on indefinitely.

Englishman.

Valis

There was a pioneer from Nantucket
He kept all his mags in a bucket
He went door to door
But was such a bore
He lit them afire
and said f***it...

There was an elder from LaCroix
Who liked every girl and boy
Though was found out
There was no doubt
That they can be coy
Cause the WT knew nothing about

Sincerely,

District Overbeer

larc

If you hear a panther
Do not anther

I've never seen a purple cow
I never hope to see one,
but let me tell you now,
I'd rather see than be one.

Last night while I was on the stairs
I saw a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
Oh, how I wish he'd go away

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he.

A peanut was sitting on a railroad track
His heart was all a flutter
Around the bend
Came number ten
Toot toot, peanut butter.

Simon

The girl stood on the burning deck
Her lips were all a quiver
She gave a cough
Her leg fell off
And floated down the river.

(much more cheery than "Dulce et decorum est" eh?)

Naeblis

Coke Machine Glow - Gord Downie

Here we are on the highway
Here we are on the road
Here we are in the parking lot's
pink Coke machine glow

Here we are in the bedroom
Here we are in the bed
Here we are
beside each other
after everything
we've said

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