Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to
break up the day. Here is your dose... Follow the instructions to find
your new name.
The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and
the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey: The evil
Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the THIRD letter of your FIRST name to determine your new first name:
a=poopsie
b=lumpy
c=buttercup
d=gidget
e=crusty
f=greasy
g=fluffy
h=cheeseball
i=chim-chim
j=stinky
k=flunky
l=booger
m=pinky
n=zippy
o=goober
p=doofus
q=slimy
r=loopy
s=snotty
t=tulefel
u=dorkey
v=squeezit
w=oprah
x=skipper
y=dinky
z=zsa-zsa.
Use the SECOND letter of your LAST name to determine the first half of your
New last name:
a=diaper
b=toilet
c=giggle
d=burger
e=girdle
f=barf
g=lizard
h=waffle
i=cootie
j=monkey
k=potty
l=liver
m=banana
n=rhino
o=bubble
p=hamster
q=toad
r=gizzard
s=pizza
t=gerbil
u=chicken
v=pickle
w=chuckle
x=tofu
y=gorilla
z=stinker
Use the FOURTH letter of your LAST name to determine the second half of your
new last name:
a=head
b=mouth
c=face
d=nose
e=tush
f=breath
g=pants
h=shorts
i=lips
j=honker
k=butt
l=brain
m=tushie
n=chunks
o=hiney
p=biscuits
q=toes
r=buns
s=fanny
t=sniffer
u=sprinkles
v=kisser
w=squirt
x=humperdinck
y=brains
z=juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. Bill
Clinton's name is Booger Liverchunks.
And remember…that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh an average
of 4 times a day.
My new name is now LOOPY GIRDLE-BUTT!
Cari
If I fail or if I suceed, at least I'll live as I believe.~~W.Houston