Processor, that last one had me in stitches and thinking of a perspective I have not thought of before, Jesus being dissapointed with the cheap suited, brain washed derp's stood before him.
Jesus: "Dad, I saw Wolf on Wall street and it got me thinking....why can't we rule over the cool people, with the cocaine and the hookers..... It'll be just like the old days! Solomon was a LAD wasn't he!
Dad: "Now, now Jesus, enough. You will look after the people wearing walmart ties and singing my melodies."
Jesus: "What about the intellectuals?"
Dad: " They are TOO smart nowadays. You saw that fuc*ing rocket they sent up here, nearly took my eye out!"
Jesus: "What about the atheists....."
Dad: "hmmm..... They know too much"
Jesus: " what about the soldiers, at least they can be all Revelation like and swing a sword! The JW's have LEAFLETS,"
Dad: "Now, now, they are my people and the Revelation's grand climax is indeed theirs.. and at hand...."
Jesus: " climax in their hand more like......"
Dad: " no that's forbidden too."
