Human stupidity reaches new depths.

Sunchild

The offense is found on this page, courtesy of a paranoid fundy named Jack Chick:

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/5012/5012_01.asp

You'd have to read it to believe it. If I were a Christian, I would find people like this guy both embarrassing and insulting. But since I'm not, I just find him ignorant and scary.

*Rochelle.

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"I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even stopper death -- if you aren't as big a bunch of dunderheads as I usually have to teach."
-- Professor Severus Snape, Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone.

D8TA

For some reason, I kept equating those cartoons you find in a HEAVY METAL magazine with this one.

D8TA

gsx1138

Bwahahahaha, more christian ignorance at work. I guess since I'm a witch that makes me the spawn of Satan. Here's a hint to all christians out there, We don't care about you. No self respecting witch would waste their time casting a spell against a christian. On top of that one of our main tenants is the rule of three. For whatever negativety you put forth it shall be revisited upon you threefold. It is this kind of fundamentalism that gives christians a bad name. I believe that most christians are like most Pagans. We have a live and let live attitude.

Dear Lord, please save me from your followers.

Sunchild

Bwahahahaha, more christian ignorance at work. I guess since I'm a witch that makes me the spawn of Satan.

Eh, I'm so used to the "Witch" = "Devilspawn" thing that it doesn't really faze me anymore. (Yes, there's another one onboard.) It was the part about Harry Potter that nearly knocked me out of my chair.

*Rochelle, who discovered witchcraft a LONG time before she even heard of Harry Potter. [8>]

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"I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even stopper death -- if you aren't as big a bunch of dunderheads as I usually have to teach."
-- Professor Severus Snape, Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone.

LDH

(((((((ROCHELLE)))))))

Nice to see you.

At least Jack Chick comes right out and SELLS his freakin' tracts, LOL.

Perhaps we could suggest the "donation arrangement" to him--so he could go downhill like the JW!

Lisa

Sirona

I'm happy to be pagan This sort of stuff is just plain ignorance...

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SYN

Hi Sunchild! Long time no see eh?

"Until they become conscious, they will never rebel. Until they rebel, they will never become conscious." - George Orwell

Stephanus

As a naive Christian teen, I thought Chick's stuff was great, I'm embarrassed to say! I grew up, and I'd never bother with that stuff again.

Abaddon

Isn't Chick also a porn mag?

Xander

That's a riot. I think I like his D&D->Witchcraft->Suicide one better - manages to make more unfounded leaps of logic than this one.

Of course, have you read his tracts on Catholicism? The guy is just insane - he seems to have a bone to pick with EVERYONE.

I bet he cheared when Falwell et al. blamed the Sept 11 attacks on 'the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians'

At least, he certainly has tracts out condemning us all to hell....[8>]

(feminists, though, I just can't get over that one. Yessir, fighting for women's rights is what caused Arabs to attack us. Damnit, shut up and put your Burka back on! [8>][8>] Gods, I just hate fundies...)

Xander F
(Unseen Apostate Directorate of North America - Ohio order)
A fanatic is one who, upon losing sight of his goals, redoubles his efforts.
--George Santayana

Human stupidity reaches new depths.

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