Are Jehovah's Witnesses Scottish? (page 2)

finally awake

The Grand Canyon was formed when a Scotsman dropped a penny in a ditch

Dis-Member

Yes, I think it was very funny because as a Scottish man, I can get away with calling us cheap.

Even if you were not Scottish it's well within your rights to do so.

happy@last

I'll buy you all a drink if ever you come to Scotland, I am Scottish but not a JW. Just imagine how tight Scottish JWs are!

steve2

Question: What's the difference between a Jehovah's Witness and a Scotsman?

Answer: A true Scotsman would never give a magazine away - ever, whereas a

Jehovah's Witness will want to give a magazine away - but it will end up costing the householder their peace and quiet Saturday mornings.

joe134cd

Scottish, Dutch, Jews, Indians ( the ones that eat currie), all notoriously squeak when they walk.

3 friends at the open graveside of a dear departed friend . The Englishman says "I owed him a fiver so he duly took afive from his pocket and dropped it in the grave .The Irishman said "B jeeezus I owed him a tenner so he duly dropped a ten in the grave.The Scotsman says "I owed him a hundred " he then wrote a cheque and dropped it in .