by LogCon 17 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
T-3 and
"...Disney Land... eating meals together... skin tight "Metro-sexual" clothing..."
Is this the kind of speech a 'world-class' spiritual leader would present?
Imagine Martin Luther King during his 'I Have a Dream ' speech subjecting his listeners ears to these trivial, mundane topics.
OR
" I HAVE BEEN TO THE MOUNTAIN TOP"
and
"...I did not see a man in skin tight pants!"
Logcon their is a big thread on this already on the board just an FYI.
"I had a dream of a plastic Sparlock wizard toy infiltrating the ranks of file jehoooooovaaaaah Witnessssssssss
Turning our kingdumb hall into aaaaaaa maaaaayhemmmmm of saaaaaattaaannnic possesssssioonnnnn"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smEqnnklfYs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=HzGzvCZswsI
"You laugh But I think its disgusting" Think of a Truman Capote like voice mixed with Tony the turds. When he says:
" Homosexuals are in the clothing industry(oh my should I stop wearing cloths Tony?) Don't you know they love it when you're wearing tight clothing" so how do you know this Tony do you have gay leanings you Homophobic nut case.
The other hateful part of his speech was about dealing with DF'd family members.
Disgusting pressure being put upon JW's to deny their natural affection for their family.
The man is the most frightful Turd.
"It is wrong to wear extremely tight pants... it is wrong for a christian" ... quote from bible pleeazzzeeee :D
THOU SHALT NOT WEAR SKINNY JEANS!!!
"Sisters do not like man in tight pants"... MY wife WANTS me to wear skinny jeans moron! ;)
Tony Goldmember Morris. He's keeping da organisation veery toight.
I forsee a mash-up of the TMIII video clip above, with one of the cleverly edited sign language masturbation videos.
I could just imagine a voice over with Tony The Tiger Morris saying with a Truman Capote voice:"Don't youuuu know that they love it, love it,love it, O my God how they love it, when you wear those tight ,O My God pants, now Jehovah our Corporation mascot you know, thinks they're disssssscusthing and the thsisthers hate them on the brotherth, so I want every brotherth that is wearing them to show Jehovah some modicum respect and take them off right now yes you heard me right so start unbuttoning when I blow my wisthile"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znS3gXjGCiU&list=PL30384F8EA496447C
