door to door tongue in cheek

by recoveringexjw 12 Replies latest forum announcements

  • recoveringexjw
    recoveringexjw

    id like to form a group of ex jw's to go door to door and tell perspective victims of the society why they shouldnt have a free home bible study.i magine the amount of ppl that wil really be saved. only one thing i hated going door to door.i only went for the luncheon afterward.this kind of service work i would really enjoy.we could pass out anti- watchtower literature.i love it more and more as i write it as im making it up as i go along.what do yall think.

  • Shimmer
    Shimmer

    I'd rather go shopping.

    Shimmer

  • SYN
    SYN

    I'D RATHER HANG MYSELF OVER THE SIDE OF A CLIFF USING A VERY, VERY THIN ROPE COATED WITH BROKEN GLASS POWDER AND ACIDIC GLUE, WHILST SUSPENDED OVER AN OCEAN FROTHING WITH ANGRY SHARKS WITH PMS. THAT ARE ON FIRE.

    This is self-expression day, right?

    "If men were like their personal ads, they wouldn't need personal ads."

  • Xander
    Xander

    "All I asked for was sharks with frikkin lasers on their heads..."

    Xander F
    (Unseen Apostate Directorate of North America - Ohio order)

    A fanatic is one who, upon losing sight of his goals, redoubles his efforts.
    --George Santayana

  • butalbee
    butalbee

    I'd rather burn my pubic hairs w/ a blow torch.

  • Simon
    Simon

    well I thought it was a good idea!

    Apparently, leaflet campaigns like this in Japan played a big part in the very rapid downturn in the membership and growth there.

  • bchapp
    bchapp

    I thought it a good idea too, but couldn't we just mail them.

  • recoveringexjw
    recoveringexjw

    yall kill me i could live here

  • Imbue
    Imbue

    recoveringexjw, like I said in chat, your name leaves little to the imagination...LOL

    You said:

    yall kill me i could live here

    Hahaha... yes you will! You can email me about Bill W. if you'd like.

    Oh yeah "live and let live" regarding your orininal post!

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    "The only good elite are dead elite!!"-Naeblis
    (Ok! He borrowed it)

  • plmkrzy
    plmkrzy

    You say you wanna go Door to Door?
    I thought you said you were "recovering"?

    http://ourworld.cs.com/pwmkwzy/PicturePage.html

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