by JamesG 22 Replies latest jw friends
Well, the sister's integrity caused the Smurf to take an interest in the truth, and he is now serving as a Ministerial Servant in a congregation in Minnesota. One of the posters from this board personally met him at the last District Assembly.
Is this the artist formerly known as "Prince" and now known again as Prince??
What the head makes cloudy the heart makes very clear.
The story about the Smurf is true. I had the priviledge of microphone duty during the Service Meeting when a Smurf got out of control on the third row and started running around the kingdom hall. I grabbed it. All brothers assigned to the microphones have the privilege of wrangling demonized Smurfs. Big mistake. The Smurf bit me and I was forced to pound it with the mike stand until it submitted. With the help of three elders all bellowing "Jehovah" at the top of their lungs, we took the wrangled Smurf outside where an elder tried to set it afire by lighting it with a match. But demonized things don't burn, even if the label on the Smurf says "fire retardant." Holding our New World Translations up in front of us, we backed away from the blue demon until we were safetly back in the kingdom hall. We had a special needs talk the following week on bringing Smurfs to the hall.
This is so funny! Here in WSM, lots of JW's work for this company: http://www.smurfit-mbi.com/
Should they leave this demon inspired org?
Englishman.
ROTFLMAO @ Megadude!
No wonder you have "demon" issues.
j2bf
Mr. District Overbeer can't seem to keep his smurfs under control.LOL.
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He was not contented with simply disrupting meetings. No, this smurf was actually a rapist.
The main reason smurfs disrupt public meetings and attempt to force themselves on women is not because they are demonized, but because they are under-sexed.
How many female smurfs do you remember in the smurf village?
Thats right: one. Smurfette.
And not only is there only one female smurf in all of Smurfendom, but they are only allowed to have sex once a year.
Their story is found on many a websight. It's graphic and disturbing. You are warned! Follow the link at your own discretion.
On second thought, do your own search on Smurf sex if you want to read it.
circe
Welcome to the board...
-Rick
Rapist huh... I wonder how big (or little) his willy-wonka was.
"As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible" - The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126
Believe in yourself, not mythology.
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circe...I beg to differ on your statement about only one female smurf.
Please see smurf below....she was created to "keep smurfette company". Sassette is her name. Please refrain from bearing any further false witness against smurfs, or I'll have to form a judicial committee and recommend at least one public spanking.
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
Megadude, I laughed my ass off on that one!!!!!!
OH too funny!!!!!
I needed that!!!! ROFLAO
Did anyone ever hear about the j.w. family that was watching *Bewitched* and a green hand came out of the tube and turned the set off??????? Swear to god, lol...we really believed that and was terrified to watch anything with a scary overtone....
I remember when I was little, watching *The Twilight Zone*, I would hold the truth book up and watch t.v. peeking up over it!!!!!
*shaking head*.....lol.....should I have admitted that!!!! lol
