by Atlantis 34 Replies latest watchtower bible
They have got to be making this stuff up! Posted here: . http://www.jw-archive.org/ . .
Greta the Theocratic Dog. A sister brings her along out in service and surprisingly no one messes with her while she preaches... . .
I thought Jehovah's Witnesses were supposed to rely on Jehovah for protection!
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What does Jehovah think of handing a soggy tractazine to a householder?? Seems like a lack of appreciation for spiritual food from the "Slave." I thought we shouldn't give what is holy to dogs?? There they go again, ignoring the bible...
DD
They are calling these "Holy Cookies"! From the same website. These people need some serious help!
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Holy Cookies! ;-)
A really zealous JW could host JW-'communion' parties, with these as the 'host'! Bring Your Own Wine (and chalice), of course!
Lol @ the cookies!
I would bet that nobody listens either ! Perhaps I am a coward or dog phobic, but it would scare the hell out of me !
Have to bear in mind that this seems to be an unofficial post on a website by a J W, not part of JW.Org.. I Google translated it from Spanish and it came out rather quaintly worded :
"OS FILE A GRETA
A Russian sister Greta carries with it a doberman bitch
Since the leads, no one has dared to disturb her when he preaches on the streets. While speaking with someone's sister, Greta, proves to be a Christian bitch."
"OS PRESENTO A GRETA
Una hermana rusa lleva a Greta con ella, una perra doberman
Desde que la lleva, nadie se ha atrevido a molestarla cuando predica por las calles. Mientras que la hermana habla con alguien, Greta, demuestra ser una perra cristiana."
"While speaking with someone's sister, Greta, proves to be a Christian bitch."
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LOL
puts a new slant on meat in due season.
And in the new system, the dog will play with the kitten and no longer have to endure the foul taste of Watchtower literature in its mouth.
When sister X goes out in service with her 800 pound gorilla "Gary", suprisingly "no one messes with her" --
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It only took 100 years for the apostles congregations to fall apart having love feasts and all kinds of new ways to add to Christ. Reminds me of his last words. I am always with you. Yeh and puking already 100 years later.
