Oh so this is what I have been missing!

by BU2B 11 Replies latest jw friends

  • BU2B
  • cofty
    cofty

    Wow where did you find this?

    They used to say the Tuesday Group book study was essential for spiritual health - then they scrapped it.

  • valkyrie
    valkyrie

    ^^New & Improved batteries = fewer batteries needed.

  • Faithful Witness
    Faithful Witness

    Praying to whom, through what channel?

  • BU2B
    BU2B

    Cofty I found it here-

    http://www.jw-archive.org/

    There are tons of other doozies there too. JWs are truly delusional.

    God. Seek Him. Because Google doesn’t have all the answers.
tdg-archivio:

Cercate Dio perché Google non ha tutte le risposte….

    “The God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ … comforts us in all our tribulation.”—2 CORINTHIANS 1:3, 4.

  • LostGeneration
  • pixel
    pixel

    Lol. Bible reading gives you less charge than The Watchtower.

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    Problem: Reading the LIE-ble is fine--for your damnation and that of the whole human race. It charges the batteries--for those who are using black magick to enslave the whole human race. And they are using LIE-bles (which are in every home) to carry out this curse! And the other things only buff this power, including field circus which spreads LIE-bles into other parts of the territory to buff the curse even worse. Prayer adds even more psychic energy, further buffing this curse on humanity.

    Want communism worse than North Korea? Want the whole human race to be enslaved? Just keep that stupid LIE-ble in your home (you can always look up scriptures online if you really need to). Just keep going to places where that LIE-ble is discussed with the view of everyone needs to feel bad about doing anything within human nature and to feel in need of a savior. Just keep trying to spread that LIE-ble to those who don't have that cursed book of damnation. You will be doing your share in buffing the power they need to enslave you and me in conditions worse than North Korea, and much worse than China.

    Don't like the LIE-ble but still wish to do your share in enslaving us all? The Quran will do the same thing.

  • valkyrie
    valkyrie

    That image is truly creepy.

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  • tenyearsafter
    tenyearsafter

    So, personal study and Bible reading fall way behind the Watchtower Study on the spiritual charging meter...interesting.

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