by God_Delusion 14 Replies latest jw experiences
Hi guys,
I finally tracked down the origins of the smurf urban legend. It's taken me a while to get this story so I hope you enjoy it.
Please let me know your thoughts on it.
http://www.jehovahswitnessblog.com/urban-legends/smurf/
Warm regards and love,
Jaymes
LOL!!!! I liked the story hahaha!
Hi DeWandelaar,
I'm glad you liked it. I am on a mission to track down all these Jehovah's Witness urban legends and turn them into mini novella's for you all to read.
Jaymes
Nicely written. Yeah, I got burned by that JW urban legend. My in laws told my daughter the story, I came home to a hysterical child, she was so scared her Smurf was going to attack her. I was pretty sure it was nonsense, but I had to throw it away anyway because she was so upset, thanks Grandma. It made me realize how gullible everyone was, this was a perfectly innocent child's toy. A few years ago I bought a Smurf thing on Amazon and sent it to my daughter, with no explanation, my way of apologizing tor bringing her up in a cult. We had a good laugh about it.
Thanks for the comment LisaRose.
It's so pathetic how gullible cult members are.
Hey Jaymes... is it your site? It is absolutely brilliant and brings a smile on my face (I have to hold my tears and voice inside of laughter since I am in the office while reading it)... what a nice piece of posts you have! I especially like the dating-blog hahahaha!!!
Hi DeWandelaar,
Yes, it's my site
I am glad you like it.
Have you read my other urban legend - the evil teddy? - http://www.jehovahswitnessblog.com/urban-legends/evil-teddy/
Regards,
Jaymes
Not yet... am reading some other blogs on the site... liked the "armageddon survivor" story as well :)
I'm creating 6 prequel novella's for the Armageddon Survivor story. Once I've done them, I'll write the sequel, which will explain a lot more of what really happened.
I love your blog, one of the funniest thing on the net. Keep up the excellent work Jaymes.
