So during the Serve-us meeting last night an Elder says something really dumb..as usual. It was the KM part about doing better in field serve-us. They are discussing how to reach people, and how to be nice, blah, blah.. The Eldub says, "We want to be kind to our neighbors, and talk to them and take an interest. Still they may get the wrong idea and think that we are thier friends, and WE'RE NOT.."
So, all you worldlies, take heed! We are NOT your friends! Do NOT be fooled by our feigned interest in you or your family, or even your pets. We are merely trying to recruit you. We repeat, WE ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS! WE LOVE GOD SO MUCH, AND HE WANTS YOU TO LIVE. THEREFORE, WE ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS. Got that??? Just sayin'...
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